Humm. You can control what chickens eat, sort of.... You have no idea what rotting nastyness has gone into the bear! Bears...trichinosis. You would be safer eating the dogs. (Works only if you haven’t named them!) Try that on him to get your coop place back!
“Try that on him to get your coop place back!”
Might work, but I kinda doubt it. I think he’s trying to convince me that the space I have designated for my ‘She Shed’ should be a Chicken Coop, instead. ;)
That said, those bears he brings home are clean! They only eat Pop Tarts, weeks-old Yogurt, Cookies from Rippin’ Good Cookies Factory Floor Sweepings and GALLONS of leftover Friday Night Fish-Fry oil.
I mean, HOW much closer to NATURAL can ya get? *SNORT*