[freedumb2003]

Given the way liberals are clutching their pearls and fainting on the couch b/c Gruden said mean things (up there with mean tweets) this is dead on.

The Tebow reference is gold (IMHO).

[LeoTDB69]

“Only Tim Tebow Remains (Satire)”

I guess the jury came back and cut him a break on “fiddlesticks” under the Gomer Pyle clause.

[RatRipper]

4 or 5 years after my first wife and I divorced, we were having lunch with one of our sons for his birthday. She dissed a few of my church friends for some of the things she thought they had behaved poorly. Then she moved on to folks I worked with.

Finally, I had a belly full of her garbage and said to her, “Ya know, if everybody I went to church with or worked with had to be perfect, I wouldn’t have anybody to work with or go to church with.” She looked at me with a puzzled look and promptly quit running her mouth.

Hard to see it at the time, and I know it runs counter to most Biblical teaching, but I actually think God blessed me with that divorce. Stayed single for 18.5 years before I married again.

[Vaquero]

What’s an NFL?

[Liberty Valance]

Tim actually wore the "ugly rookie haircut" pretty well. ;o)~

[Bob434]

LOL, too funny-

[Ed Condon]

If the FCC enforced the “no profanity” rule for radio communication, I don’t think there would be one NASCAR team with a radio.

[Dr. Ursus]

F***, Roger Goodell!