Dr. Fauci Says Unvaccinated Kids Can Trick Or Treat But They Only Get Candy Corn

The Babylon Bee ^ | October 11, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

I cut myself with a razor blade when I read something Fauci said. Stop posting this garbage.

[laweeks]

The last batch of candy corn was made in 1978 and all the unsold or unpackaged is in a barn in Iowa. So, unless the Chinese start making it, candy corn will eventually disappear.

[Cecily]

Hey, it looks like Indian corn.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I think I’ll post some more of his stuff. You’re gonna look great with all those cuts on ya.

[laweeks]

Hey, it looks like Indian corn.

You call it corn . . . we call it maize, Paleface!

[Jemian]

Candy Corn is a favorite.

[Jemian]

Has anyone ever had this:

Candy Corn flavored Oreos?

[CommerceComet]

Candy Corn flavored Oreos?

Hard to improve on the originals (Oreos, I mean) but I'd give those a try. They have me curious.

[cgbg]

I know I should conform to Dr. Mengele’s candy recommendations, but we do have to eat the leftovers and eating candy corn would probably kill me.

;-)

[Jemian]

You’re a braver man than I am. Partly because I’m not a man.

[TheConservativeTejano]

Fauci is already a net case and he continues to be even more of a nut.

[Dick Bachert]

[MikelTackNailer]

"Mom, there's a creepy thing in my candy!"

"No dear, that's just Dr. Fauci checking it's safety."

Here's a Top 25 Halloween Candies from TheDailyMeal.com (back to front):

25.Milk Duds
24.Life Savers
23.Almond Joy (Mounds ranked further down)
22.Three Musketeers
21.Lemonheads
20.Blow Pops
19.Dubble Bubble
18.Kit Kat (featuring glow-in-the-dark packaging and a limited time chocolate mint flavor)
17.Twix
16.Swedish Fish
15.Milky Way
14.Hershey's Mini-Bars (classic, dark, Krakel, Mr. Goodbar)
13.Taffy
12.Butterfinger (new recipe)
11.Jolly Ranchers
10.Hershey's Kisses
9.Sour Patch Kids
8.Tootsie Pops
7.Hot Tomales
6.Candy Corn
5.Starburst
4.Snickers
3.M&Ms
2.Reese's
1.Skittles