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Southwest Airlines Offering Free Flights To All Passengers Who Are Vaccinated And Can Fly A Plane
The Babylon Bee ^
| October 11, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/12/2021 1:28:55 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Reminds me of Kevin Quaid in the movie Independence Day: I can fly a plane.
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:34:33 PM PDT
by
JoSixChip
(2020: The year of unreported truths. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
God I love the Bee
(note: FR protocol says you should add “(Satire)” at the end of the title).
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:35:10 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(The democrats have just replaced KKK with CRT. /Kevin McCarty 7/6/21)
To: freedumb2003
Everyone knows the Bee is satire. You don’t need it in the headline. It’s more fun to figure out if it is satire when you read the article. The link to the Bee gives adequate warning that it just might not be 100% true.
Fake but accurate.
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:39:16 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(I got the <ΙΧΘΥΣ>< variant. Catch it. John 3:16)
To: P-Marlowe
The Babylon Bee is in the midst of being shadow cancelled. Everyone who supports their humor should at least click the link let them get some ads up on a page.
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:41:37 PM PDT
by
monkeyshine
(live and let live is dead)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Hey, I’ll go! Flying an airliner can’t be that much different from flying a Cessna, can it? “Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! This is yer Captain speaking, reminding you of the Southwest Airlines’ slogan: any landing you walk away from is a good one. Free drinks!”
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:45:09 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
psh! Hold me beer!
Set your flaps, release the brakes, throttles full, V1 and rotate at 180 knots, retract landing gear, flaps 0, and give me my beer back.
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:46:56 PM PDT
by
z3n
(“If the populace knew with what idiocy they were ruled, they would revolt.” -Charlemagne)
To: P-Marlowe
OK, well I recall the Edict coming down but if others think better than perhaps my memory is bad.
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:53:10 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(The democrats have just replaced KKK with CRT. /Kevin McCarty 7/6/21)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Obviously , the zeppelin "Hindenburg" is already over-booked !
Anyone play aviation video games ?
You are wanted at the control tower !
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:53:31 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Let's go Brandon!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Delta had one of those “vaxxed” pilots. It didn’t work out so well.
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:59:55 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
To: Billthedrill
I had a few hrs in a Cessna 150 a few yrs ago so guess I am qualified. Whoops- no vax for me though.
To: oldasrocks
Naw, you’re OK, you’ve been vaccinated. Smallpox, polio, diphtheria, pertussis, tetanus...
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/12/2021 2:06:07 PM PDT
by
gcparent
(God Bless America )
To: freedumb2003
note: FR protocol says you should add “(Satire)” at the end of the title). That is stupid.
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posted on
10/12/2021 2:07:10 PM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(We support Trump. Not the GOP)
To: Dr. Sivana
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posted on
10/12/2021 2:11:46 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
PAN-PAN-PAN soon to become MAYDAY-MAYDAY-MAYDAY.
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posted on
10/12/2021 2:16:59 PM PDT
by
JPG
(You can't unjab the jab.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I can but I won’t and I won’t.
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posted on
10/12/2021 2:17:33 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
10/12/2021 2:50:04 PM PDT
by
crz
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