You can wash it down with these.
Posted on 10/07/2021 5:28:56 PM PDT by mylife
NEW to store shelves: A full course meal presented in a unique mix of candy corn flavors. BRACH’S Turkey Dinner includes all of the traditional Thanksgiving favorites. From roasted turkey, green beans and stuffing to ginger glazed carrots, cranberry sauce and sweet potato pie. Flavors include Green Beans, Roasted Turkey, Cranberry Sauce, Ginger Glazed Carrot, Sweet Potato Pie & Stuffing.
This sweet and savory Thanksgiving feast is available at your local Walgreens.
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Is this from the Babylon Bee?
This looks like it’s destined to be part of a gift exchange 😳
Ingredients
Sugar, Corn Syrup, Confectioner’s Glaze (Shellac), Salt, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Gelatin, Honey, Sesame Oil, Titanium Dioxide (Color), Yellow 5, Red 40, Yellow 6, Blue 1, Red 3.
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Mmm. Nothing says Thanksgiving like titanium dioxide and shellac.
Sounds horrible. I’ll stick with the original Brach’s candy corn. I’m not supposed to eat it, but it’s only once a year, and the candy corn will probably grow hair on it before I even finish it.
They should start handing out baggies of this stuff at homeless shelters, instead of cooking and serving turkey dinners on the holidays.
I like candy corn. Might buy some tomorrow
My Gramma made popcorn balls with Karo syrup.
Thanks for the diabetes gramma!
that’s the way they are made.
Bet they never got egged.
She would give me a grocery bag full for Christmas and I would eat them all by new years.
Gluttony I guess.
Diabetes later.
Grammalovedme.
The family tradition.
So if hyperinflation dictates that the masses cannot afford a Thanksgiving dinner, they can “experience” one through the efforts of Brachs’ chemistry department...
Good idea!
Yeah, that probably would be just asking for it.
LOL! I like candy corn, yeah I know it’s all sugar, but I might be tempted to buy a bag. How bad can it be?
For the record, Mrs. doesn’t like it either.
LOL!
A family tradition. As soon as candy corn appears on the shelves, I get 2 bags. It goes in a candy dish on the table for anyone who wants some. We weren’t wealthy and candy corn was cheap so I grew up on the stuff. It’s absolutely my favorite little snack when I want something sweet.
Sorry, if I eat something that tastes like green beans, I want the nutrition of green beans and no sugar!
Just strange!
So I took one for the team.
I actually like candy corn.
This stuff has several flavors
Turkey/gravy
Coffee
Peas
Stuffing/gravy
Apple pie
Full disclosure. I’m just over covid so my sense of taste is still a little week
The turkey isn’t bad. Coffee is good. Apple pie is good.
Peas are incredibly disgusting. It’s about like Getting opera trading cards with spinach flavored bubble gum. (Extra points if you can tell me the classic tv reference)
I’ll be enjoying more during the Trump speech tonight.
A real puker would have been green bean casserole flavored candy corn.
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