Sorry to cut the comedy skit this week, major maintenance issues here. 
"I'm not paying the rent until you fix my toilet!!"
"You don't pay rent, the Hiden regime is forcing us to house you for peanuts."
"And you will be getting pistachios instead unless do something about these ants! Every time I leave food all over the floor they come out of nowhere!"
"Aren't pistachios more expensive than peanuts?"
"Not at the prices I charge my protege!"
The way my Queens are playing, the Motor City Kitties will get their first win this week!
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Schedule in the next post. Thanks to Red Badger. Week 4 results are delayed, sorry.
I’ll take a peek at the thread as long as belly button girl hasn’t gone trans!
| THURSDAY, OCTOBER 7TH | MARTY SEZ |
| Rams (3-1) - Seahawks (2-2) | RAMS |
| SUNDAY, OCTOBER 10th | |
| Jets (1-3) – Falcons (1-3) | Jets, I guess. Someone has to win |
| Lions (0-4) - Vikings (1-3) | Vikes |
| Saints (2-2) – Washington (2-2) | Saints |
| Patriots (1-3) – Texans (1-3) | Texans |
| Dolphins (1-3) - Buccaneers (3-1) | Bucs |
| Packers (3-1) - Bengals (3-1) | Pack |
| Broncos (3-1) - Steelers (1-3) | Sadly, Broncs. Steelers are toast this season. |
| Eagles (1-3) - Panthers (3-1) | Panteras |
| Titans (2-2) - Jaguars (0-4) | Titans |
| Browns (3-1) – Chargers (3-1) | Chargers. Cluck Feveland! |
| Bears (2-2) – Raiders (3-1) | RRRAIDERS |
| 49ers (2-2) - Cardinals (4-0) | Cardinals |
| Giants (1-3) – Cowboys (3-1) | Boys |
| Bills (3-1) – Chiefs (2-2) | Chiefs |
| MONDAY, OCTOBER 11th | |
| Colts (1-3) – Ravens (3-1) | Ravens |
Rams
Falcons
Vikings
Saints
Patriots
Buccaneers
Packers
Steelers
Panthers
Jaguars
Chargers
Raiders
Cardinals
Cowboys
Chiefs
Ravens
LAR
ATL
PIT
DET
GB
TB
NE
NO
CAR
TEN
LV
LAC
DAL
SF
BAL
The rest of my picks later.
MY SELECTIONS WEEK 5:
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 7TH
Rams
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 10th
Jets
Vikings
Saints
Patriots
Buccaneers
Packers
Broncos
Panthers
Titans
Browns
Raiders
Cardinals
Cowboys
Chiefs
MONDAY, OCTOBER 11th
Ravens
LARams
Atlanta
Bungals
Minnesota
Tampa Bay
Denver
NO
Tennessee
Carolina
New England
LAChargers
Las Vegas
Dallas
Arizona
Buffalo
Baltimore
LAR over SEA
NYJ over ATL
DEN over PIT
MIN over DET
GB over CIN
TB over MIA
NE over HOU
NO over WAS
CAR over PHI
TEN over JAC
LV over CHI
CLE over LAC
DAL over NYG
ARI over SF
BAL over IND
Rams tonight -rest of picks later
NY Jets at Atlanta. In London. The Brits must hate the NFL for giving them all these dog games. But the Jets, hot off their first win of the season, have some 'mo'. The Falcons are going nowhere fast. Jay - Ee - Tee - Ess! JETS!
Green Bay at Cincy. The Bengals are starting to make a believer out of me. And with a win here I'll be totally convinced. Bengals.
Detroit at Minnesota. The Lions have come oh-so-close three times. I think they'll do the same again though. The Vikings are probably a little better than their record, and a little better than the Lions. Vikings.
Denver at Pitt. A little disappointed in the Broncos last week. I thought their defense would smother the Ravens. That's why I don't bet real money on NFL games! But against the Steelers.... Broncos.
Miami at Tampa Bay. Oy... the Phish do not have enough O to keep up with Tommy and Company. Bucs.
New Orleans at the WFT. Which is the real Saints team? Since that Game 1 beautiful performance against the Packers it's been mediocre at best. But Washington... they do have a good D. But nah... Saints.
Philly at Carolina. With or without Christian McCaffrey, the Carolina D will dominate. Panthers.
Tennessee at Jacksonville. The Jekyll-and-Hyde Titans get a break - they play the Jaguars! Titans.
New England at Houston. Anyone versus Houston, take anyone. Patriots.
Chicago at Vegas. Raiders had a mini-stumble last week. But the Bears will get them back on track. Raiders.
Cleveland at LA Chargers. Baker Mayfield is not one hundred per cent and I dont think the Browns running game alone will be enough to keep up with the Bolts. Chargers.
New York Giants at Dallas. Don't look now but the Cowboys are rolling. The G-Men are once again treading water. Cowboys.
San Fran at Arizona.Raise your hand if you had the Cardinals as the lone undefeated team in the league after four weeks. I thought so! The Niners are a little banged up. Cardinals.
Buffalo at Kansas City. The Game of the Week! A chance for the Bills to make a real statement and the Chiefs are definitely vulnerable. They were lucky to beat the Browns when Cleveland self-destructed; lost to the Ravens and the Chargers. And the Bills... since their opening loss they have been dominant on defense. Yes they've played second division teams but a shutout in the NFL is an accomplishment no matter the opponent. So c'mon Bills! Bills.
Colts at Ravens. The Ravens are a lucky 3 - 1 (a 66 yard field goal off the crossbar as time expires... against the Lions?!).... and the Colts.... well, Wentz is playing FWIW. I don't think he'll be enough. Ravens.
Good Luck All! And have a great weekend!
LAR (WON)
Jets (WTF is wrong with me)
Packers
Vikes
Denver
Tampa
NOLA
Car
TN
NE
Vegas
LAC
Dallas
Zona
Buff
Baltimore
Ok, how are the Lions going to blow it this time?
And there it is!
I'm not sure what to do if a pick is missed. I'm out of town, rushed my picks before leaving Thursday morning.
WEEK 6 SCHEDULE:
Sunday October 17, 2021
Miami at Jacksonville 9:30 am CBS New Tottenham Stadium, UK
Kansas City at Washington 1:00 PM CBS FedEx Field
L.A Chargers at Baltimore 1:00 PM CBS M&T Bank Stadium
Minnesota at Carolina 1:00 PM FOX Bank of America Stadium
Houston at Indianapolis 1:00 PM CBS Lucas Oil Stadium
L.A. Rams at N.Y Giants 1:00 PM FOX MetLife Stadium
Green Bay at Chicago 1:00 PM FOX Soldier Field
Cincinnati at Detroit 1:00 PM FOX Ford Field
Arizona at Cleveland 4:05 PM FOX FirstEnergy Stadium
Dallas at New England 4:25 PM CBS Gillette Stadium
Las Vegas at Denver 4:25 PM CBS Empower Field at Mile High
Seattle at Pittsburgh 8:20 PM NBC Heinz Field
Monday October 18, 2021
Buffalo at Tennessee 8:15 PM ESPN Nissan Stadium