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A hamster has been trading cryptocurrencies in a cage rigged to automatically buy and sell tokens since June - and it's currently outperforming the S&P 500
Business Insider ^
| 26 September 2021
| Matthew Fox
Posted on 09/27/2021 1:49:37 AM PDT by blueplum
A hamster in Germany is redefining "A Random Walk Down Wall Street" author Burton Malkiel's belief that a blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a stock ticker list in the newspaper could do just as good as a human investment professional.
The livestreamed hamster, named Mr. Goxx, has been independently trading a portfolio of various cryptocurrencies since June 12, and so far its performance has been impressive. As of Friday, the portfolio was up nearly 24%, according to the @mrgoxx twitter feed that documents daily performance, along with every trade made by the hamster. Mr. Goxx's performance outpaces bitcoin and the S&P 500 over the same time period.
Mr. Goxx's caretaker...
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: animaltricks; crypto; hamsters; stockmarket
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posted on
09/27/2021 1:49:37 AM PDT
by
blueplum
To: blueplum
Hamster Business Chanel. No particular affinity of Foxes over Hamsters.
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posted on
09/27/2021 1:59:59 AM PDT
by
blackdog
(Sophisticated so public policy is not applicable. )
To: blueplum
He’ll be working at Goldman Saks soon.
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posted on
09/27/2021 3:26:25 AM PDT
by
Jimmy Valentine
(DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dreams)
To: Jimmy Valentine
A squirrel could do better, but he won’t take the trouble.
To: blueplum
I’m up 100 percent on crypto since November of last year.
Fire the hamster.
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posted on
09/27/2021 3:45:23 AM PDT
by
PA-RIVER
( )
To: blueplum
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posted on
09/27/2021 4:16:46 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: blueplum
Mr. Goxx is interested in trading wheat, soybean, and peanut futures.
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posted on
09/27/2021 5:00:16 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(We may or may not have reached herd immunity, but we've definitely achieved herd stupidity.)
To: blueplum
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posted on
09/27/2021 5:12:48 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: DannyTN
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posted on
09/27/2021 5:13:31 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: Jimmy Valentine
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posted on
09/27/2021 5:14:18 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: blueplum
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posted on
09/27/2021 5:18:13 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
To: blueplum
Mr. Goxx is particularly adept at trading synthetic collar options.
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posted on
09/27/2021 6:15:05 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: blueplum
Plus the hamster wheel is generating electricity to run a computer that’s mining bitcoin.
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posted on
09/27/2021 6:32:44 AM PDT
by
JoeRed
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