Posted on 09/25/2021 5:17:10 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and
orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As
the bartender gives her the drink she says,
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birth-
day and it's today..'
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birth-
day, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on
me.'
As the woman finishes her drink, the
woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy
you a drink, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you.
Bartender,I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming up,' says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left
says, 'I would like to buy you one, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you.
Bartender,I want another Scotch with two drops of
water.' 'Coming right up,' the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am,
I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with
only two drops of water ?'
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you
are my age, you've learned how to hold
your liquor. Holding your water, however,
is a whole other issue.'
'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot..
'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to go to the bathroom !
Every morning I go to the bathroom and think ‘who is that old fart in the mirror and what the hell did he do with my hair???’
Guess some would call me a pervert for playing with all you youngsters here on FR...
Trouble is, it’s hard to find someone my own age...
They are mostly at ground temperature...
I’m 66, but I don’t feel a day over 80.
I robbed the cradle, don’t need 20 yr olds. Hugh had it right.
me too ... 21 yrs younger, hot lookin’ Asian
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