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This week's comedy skit has tested positive for Covid-21 and will therefore be delayed until it has 2 negative tests in a row. Thank you for your patience.

"Um, what? Writer's block again?"

Hey don't look at me like that, that fat slob George RR Martin has been stuck on the same chapter of 'Winds of Winter' for like 5 years. A deadline is a lot of pressure!

"Just be careful playing this card, it's a slippery slope."

I could put up subpar crap that isn't funny but what's the point?

Christopher "I feel for you my friend, the Imam once asked me to help him write a sermon, you can only curse the Jews in so many ways."

"Do Muslims even do 'sermons'?"

Christopher "I honestly don't know, since Impy doesn't know ;-)."

"Hey Abby Dalton, I heard you hurt your knee last week? You shouldn't have scrambled, it's not in your skillset."

"My knee? Arthritis used to bother me but it's been better since I passed away."

Christopher "Oh my Allah!! You have ascended to paradise? You are my favorite character on the Falcon Crest!"

"I think this must be purgatory, I mean being used to make of some football player with a similar name is not how I imagined the afterlife. Don't worry you'll get over it like when I died on the show."

Christopher "I am still on season 1. What? Your character dies? Lorenzo Lamas needs his mother :("

"Pretty sure I do, Impy hasn't seen it though so who knows?"

1 posted on 09/22/2021 3:15:12 PM PDT by Impy
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To: big'ol_freeper; Allegra; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; Army Air Corps; ...
Pigskin Pickem Week 2

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in!

Schedule in the following post (courtesy of Red Badger.)

2 posted on 09/22/2021 3:17:19 PM PDT by Impy ("We didn't steal the election, we swear!!!" - Sincerely, The Election Thieves )
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To: Impy

Bender2, hope you are enjoying all your football up there in heaven, FRiend...:)


4 posted on 09/22/2021 3:21:57 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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To: Impy; Bender2

Ping, bruh!


6 posted on 09/22/2021 3:28:23 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Patriots, stop looking at the politicians as enemies. Look at the complicit Legacy Media.)
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To: Impy

Panthers (2-0)
Titans (1-1)
Giants (0-2)
Chiefs (1-1)
Steelers (1-1)
Browns (1-1)
Ravens (1-1)
Patriots (1-1)
Cardinals (2-0)
Bills (1-1)
Broncos (2-0)
Raiders (2-0)
Seahawks (1-1)
Rams (2-0)
49ers (2-0)
Cowboys (1-1)

I’m going against Tom Brady this week.


12 posted on 09/22/2021 4:34:52 PM PDT by Poser (Cogito ergo Spam - I think, therefore I ham)
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To: Impy
WEEK 3!!!

Thursday Night Football -

Carolina over HOU

Sunday-

Cleveland beats Bears

Baltimore over DET

Tennessee over Colts

KC over LAC

Pats over NO

GIANTS over ATL

Steelers over Cin

Cards over Jax

DEN over NYJ

Raiders def MIA

Rams at home upset TB

Minn beats SEA

SF def GB

MNF--

Dallas gets another win over PHI

15 posted on 09/22/2021 6:32:03 PM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates.)
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To: Impy

I’ll take the Panthers tonight. Rest of my picks to follow.


17 posted on 09/23/2021 12:59:55 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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To: Impy

Hurray, another Pickem post!!!!!


18 posted on 09/23/2021 3:24:41 AM PDT by Beth2034
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To: Impy

My Picks:

Panthers
Chiefs
Cardinals
Browns
Bills
Titans
Patriots
Giants
Steelers
Ravens
Broncos
Raiders
Rams
Vikings
49ers
Cowboys


22 posted on 09/23/2021 6:59:59 AM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: Impy
My over all is 17-15 hope for better this time.

CAR
ARI
ATL
BAL
CLE
PIT
TEN
KC
NE
BUF
LV
DEN
SEA
TB
SF
DAL

23 posted on 09/23/2021 9:04:48 AM PDT by WhoisAlanGreenspan? (It's a failed virus but a hugely successful propaganda campaign.)
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To: Impy

Texans over the Panthers

Colts over the Titans

Falcons over the Giants

Chiefs over the Chargers

Steelers over the Bengals

Browns over the Bears

Ravens over the Lions

Saints over the Patriots

Cardinals over the Jaguars

Bills over the Redskins

Raiders over the Dolphins

Vikings over the Seahawks

Buccaneers over the Rams

Packers over the 49ers

Cowboys over the Eagles


25 posted on 09/23/2021 11:02:52 AM PDT by toast
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To: Impy

Panthers
Titans
Giants
Chiefs
Bengals
Browns
Ravens
Saints
Cardinals
Redskins
Dolphins
Seahawks
Rams
49ers
Cowboys


33 posted on 09/23/2021 11:24:32 AM PDT by stuck_in_new_orleans ( )
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To: Impy

Carolina
Buffalo
Cleveland
Baltimore
Tenn
KC
NO
Atlanta
Bungals
Arizona
Denver
Las Vegas
Tampa
Seattle
GB
Dallas


41 posted on 09/23/2021 12:50:31 PM PDT by chuck allen
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To: Impy

Lions loose to an NFL record field goal.............HaHa!


75 posted on 09/27/2021 4:32:58 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Without potatoes, life has no meaning......)
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To: Impy; All

Ok. Got the spreadsheet dusted off and updated through the first two weeks. I’ll wait to post until after you get week three tallied up. No hurry, just wanted to let you know I’m ready.


81 posted on 09/28/2021 8:32:55 AM PDT by mmichaels1970
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To: Impy
Missed last week as I was traveling. Tomorrow night I'll take the Bengals, yes the formerly hapless Bengals.
94 posted on 09/29/2021 12:37:59 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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