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Golfing Buddies
email from friend | 9/9/2021 | unknown

Posted on 09/09/2021 4:10:07 AM PDT by sodpoodle

John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn.

So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

β€˜I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained,

'and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.

But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out,

but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow

from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?'

β€˜Yes, I do,' said Shawn

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes!,' Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?'

β€˜She just died and left me everything.'

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?…)


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: hole; in; jokes; one
You know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day.
1 posted on 09/09/2021 4:10:07 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

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2 posted on 09/09/2021 4:17:08 AM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ, and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com)
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To: sodpoodle

I did not see that coming!😁


3 posted on 09/09/2021 5:14:52 AM PDT by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
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To: sodpoodle

And here I was when I started reading the joke I expected the punchline to be “just tell me what is par for this hole...”


4 posted on 09/09/2021 5:18:31 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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That’s a good one...LOL.


5 posted on 09/09/2021 5:18:55 AM PDT by moovova (Joe Biden...Making the Taliban great again!)
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To: sodpoodle

Thanks. I needed this.


6 posted on 09/09/2021 5:24:15 AM PDT by Entrepreneur (In Hoc Signo Vinces)
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To: sodpoodle

Thanks for the chuckle to start the day.


7 posted on 09/09/2021 5:30:14 AM PDT by Wuli
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To: airborne

But she did!


8 posted on 09/09/2021 5:58:29 AM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: sodpoodle

Golf weekend after a blizzard?


9 posted on 09/09/2021 6:22:42 AM PDT by KevinB (''... and to the Banana Republic for which it stands ...")
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