I certainly hope she left a pallet of cash behind for that poor impoverished country.
Are we sure this is the Babylon Bee? It sounds like something Pelosi would do in real life.
“Now, when you jump out of the plane, count to five and then pull this ripcord and the parachute will pop open.”
“This looks like a lawn darts ring with some string tied to it.”
“Trust me, it’ll do the trick.”
Pelousy can save money... by buying a one-way-ticket only. Stay as long as you like. Visit Kabul’s Chinatown while you’re at it. Doubtless that part of town is going to be rockin’ and flooded with cash in the very near future!
She could have saved a lot of tax payers money..something Nancy cares about deeply..by twittering and or fb’ing the Taliban.
I’m sure they would have gladly passed the message along.
Don’t be making fun of Queen Nazi Pelosi or you might find yourself in a cell next to one of those insurrectionists who have been in solitary confinement since 1/6/21.
“We have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it”
Bees make things so sweet.
did she fly on her broom????
It’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between satire and reality.