"It's okay, Allah will stop you!"
Posted on 09/05/2021 6:01:08 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple
Don't publish too often but I needed some humor today. Available on amazon prime. I missed this when it was made in 2008.
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Chris Farleys brother Kevin plays like a Michael Moron character. Its not bad.
The movie had entertainment value...:)
Well, uh, the story begins high on a mountaintop, far away in Afghanistan.
[Arabic music playing]
- Mohammed?
- [All] Yes, sir?
Quiet! Calm down!
- They’re all named Mohammed, sir.
- Yes, of course.
I must remember to use last names.
- Hussein!
- [All] Yes, sir?
For God’s sake, you!
- [Aziz] Is that your brother?
- Hussein?
Why is he voting?
It’s not his fault.
He is the campaign manager.
- What? For who?
- Mohammed Hussein.
- [All] Yes, sir!
- Quiet!
All right, everyone.
Well, who’s going to be the first?
I am.
Ah, very good. Very good.
And what is your name, young man?
- Mu...
- Forget it. Mount up.
- Allahu Akbar.
- What exactly did I volunteer for?
Messenger duty.
Excellent pay.
But, sir, this bicycle...
- What’s wrong?
- Well, it’s kind of rickety.
I don’t know if it can get back up the hill.
I wouldn’t worry about that.
- Maybe if I take some bombs off...
- No, no, no.
- It is a part of the uniform.
- Ah.
[Brake handles squeaking]
And it doesn’t seem to have any brakes.
It’s OK.
Allah will stop you.
Of course.
Oh, yeah, Allah will stop me.
Aah!
Aah!
Oh!
Jesus!
You! Go get him.
- [Moaning]
- I found the problem, sir! This idiot forgot to pull the firing...
[Ahmed] Don’t you see? We have at least destroyed an infidel’s car.
That was my car.
It sucked. Unfortunately I spent money to go see it. It was trash at best. Some year raved about it. Clearly don’t get out much.
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