[aMorePerfectUnion]

Bad move.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Why does that sound unadvisable? 🙄

[peggybac]

Like they know s**t.

[Scarlett156]

This is hilarious!

Science dude: Now you don’t have to wait to get ANOTHER VACCINATION! Hell, you can get a ‘jab’ every week if you want!

*everybody starts lining up at the local clinic - singing, dancing, having little tailgate parties*
*balloons fly through the air*
*doves are released*

Dissatisfied-looking lady: But, I want a booster EVERY DAY!
Bikini chick with “Pfizer guys’re cool!” painted on her chest: You want that daily booster shot? *faces camera, makes a thumbs-up sign* WE’RE WORKIN’ ON IT!
*dissatisfied-looking lady throws her hat in the air*
*everyone cheers*

[ridesthemiles]

Translation:

You are NOT dying fast enough, so we will increase the pressure on your bodies.......

[FoxInSocks]

It might be interesting to see how many people get the flu vaccine this year.

[cazmandeuce]

What could possibly go wrong... asking for a FRiend

[liberalh8ter]

Seems legit…./s <===== should be obvious but just in case.

[cpt_dave]

“Russian roulette” with a semi-automatic pistol.

[P-Marlowe]

I am thoroughly convinced that the CDC is run either by idiots or psychopaths.

[battletank]

How very clever. Now when people have horrible side effects…or drop over dead…..can’t blame the covid shot!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Dad got all of his inoculations for the Marine Corps at one session back in 1944 at Cornell University. He walked out of the hall where they were giving the shots, passed out, and fell down the stairs!

[SgtHooper]

“The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says people can get a COVID-19 vaccine—the first, second or third dose—and a flu shot at the same time.”

Clearly, ppl are not dying off fast enough! Vee must accelerate zee process, Mein Fuehrer Fauci!

[minnesota_bound]

95% of the flu cases disappeared for the first time in our history so why would you need a flu shot?

Because the chinese virus tests were mostly false results. The deaths were almost all flu cases along with the chinese virus and 80%+ of the deaths are people 65 and older.
About 12% 55-64

CDC Covid-19 Survival Rates as of 10/2020
Age 0-19 — 99.997%
Age 20-49 — 99.98%
Age 50-69 — 99.5%
Age 70+ — 94.6%

[Cobra64]

We’ve become a nation obsessed with being pin cushions. The last jab I got was the 10 year “rusty nail” tetanus shot.

[Varsity Flight]

Confirming what it really “is” all along.
❎
🛐$$$$$$$

[Trillian]

They said a while back that they were going to mix the the covid one with flu vaccines. They really want a lot of people dead.