Posted on 08/30/2021 9:26:08 AM PDT by xp38
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden today reassured citizens that he did not violate America's longstanding ban on negotiating with terrorists, because he just said 'yes' to whatever they asked for.
"I would never negotiate with terrorists! I'm Joe Biden!" screamed the President, as aides tried to calm him. "The Taliban guy - who by the way, was a lot friendlier than some of you so-called journalists - asked if we could leave on August 31st because that's his birthday. His birthday, ok? I just said, hey bucko, Uncle Joe loves birthday presents! You bet! You call that negotiating with terrorists? Hogwash!"
President Biden also kindly granted requests from the Taliban for 600,000 weapons, identification biometrics for U.S. allies, control of Afghanistan, and a photo op of Biden groveling at the feet of a mujahideen. Biden was very diligent to ask for absolutely nothing for America in return, so as not to violate U.S. policy.
"Let me be clear - there was no quid pro quo here, not like that Trump fella," said Biden. "All I did was say yes sir! Well, I did ask if he would let Americans get to the airport, but he said no, so I'm not counting that. The fact is, I have handled this thing perfectly, and if I had it to do over again, I would do it perfectly again, just like I did the first time."
At publishing time, the Taliban had reportedly added a request for some Popeye's chicken sandwiches to be delivered by the Dallas Cowboys' cheerleaders, which Biden is working on from the Situation Room.
0bama bowed more humbly. Joe’s got a lot to learn.
That is how FDR negotiated with Stalin.
To be fair biden is very old and heavily medicated.
He can barely walk up steps let alone bow.
“Joe’s got a lot to learn”
Still got over 3 years to practice
Yeah, there’s a real encouraging thought. OTOH, let’s not consider what Harris would be doing...
At her age they would use her as a fluffer for their prize stud billy goat
Giving him everything they want. Including 80+ BILLION dollars of weapons.. By the way we paid to that. And he offered the pallets of our money also. Just like obama did for iraq. They say it never got there but i wonder.
Maybe China paid Biden lots of money to turn this into a cluterf**k...None of this is by accident
Liberals hate the Bee
Wonder why
Biden , “Terrorist Invaders for the Win”
When did the the Bee stop with their parodies?
It would be funny if it weren’t real.
👍👍😀
Pretty ironic when true reality sounds like the satire of the Bee, and the satire of the Bee points out true reality with accuracy...
Where are the goal posts of rationality and reality?
This is NOT funny.
I’d opt for Harris. She’d probly freeze up like a deer in headlights.
she would still be having sex with anyone with a title.
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