Posted on 08/29/2021 12:20:51 PM PDT by sodpoodle
Hi.
I have an answer(s)...
What is the temperature inside a black hole?
Either its -353 degrees Kelvin, or you are talking about Don Lemon.
Oh, “hole” not ho.
My bad.
5.56mm
I smiled but it would NOT be so rosy in today’s academia!
1) The Chemistry Professor has introduced a metaphysical / theological referent that penalizes the devoutly atheistic and non-traditional religious students. Thus all students, not of said ‘hellish’ religions, should be given automatic credit for this question.
2) THIS Chemistry Professor shall be suspended from teaching and pay until he satisfies the Department of Demonic Divinity and the Title IX Oversight as to his proper re-education regarding overreach into denied topics!
3) As for the student who claims he was Teresa’s sexual predator (no evidence being offered to the contrary), if his identified gender is male, then an immediate expulsion is ordered on IX reasons. If gender is other than male, then an immediate referral should be made to the Department of LGBTQRXBZ Affairs for status as tutor.
4) The person identified as Teresa, assuming in-school student status, will be required to report to Student Counseling for remediation of ¿her? JudeoChristian vocabulary, if not for full reprogramming!
By Order of the NEW ORDER University, Department of Diversity.
Good one!
At the UofA, Heaven and Hell do not exist, nor are there immaterial souls to populate Heaven or Hell. There are only material beings at the U of A and they party to oblivion.
Why would Hell be expanding at all?
By definition, classics are never too old.
The student's name was redacted on the copy the prof tacked on the bulletin board outside his office, but Teresa knew immediately.
Ping
I prefer the comedic counter corollary of that joke… "How many demons can dance on the point of a pun?"
BUMP for Theresa’s OLDER sister.
Or maybe even her divorced mother.
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