Such a deal! Save a million or two!
Just put a couple of bricks under one end of the table and it will be nice and level!
You will get used to the toilet in no time! And if it feels like you are sliding off, slip a chunk of 2x4 under the front of the seat.
Creaking noise? Just turn the stereo up a bit. Oh, nice tuner amp! Hey, they're playing "Nearer, My God, to Thee".
1 posted on
08/26/2021 6:28:12 PM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
Just run lotsa water on the opposite of the foundation.
2 posted on
08/26/2021 6:31:03 PM PDT by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
You mean landfill isn’t a stable building ground? Who knew.
3 posted on
08/26/2021 6:31:47 PM PDT by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: DUMBGRUNT
They just need a good earthquake to shake it a bit and settle the ground. It’ll be fine.
6 posted on
08/26/2021 6:35:21 PM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(We have two Democrat parties. 50% of the US population is taxed w/o representation.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Get giant people to hold it up like the Tower of Pisa.
Attach cables on one side like was done with the Tower of Pisa.
To: DUMBGRUNT
LOL. That was pretty good my FRiend!
To: DUMBGRUNT
Well i suppose it’s leaning to the left.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Match books work on pool tables.
12 posted on
08/26/2021 6:42:39 PM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana )
To: DUMBGRUNT
Building your house on shifting sand.
13 posted on
08/26/2021 6:42:57 PM PDT by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
For the price, there are ten thousand places in the Bay Area better to live than this particular site.
14 posted on
08/26/2021 6:43:04 PM PDT by
Mr. Jeeves
([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
To: DUMBGRUNT
They must be using CRT New Math where 2 + 2 = 3.
16 posted on
08/26/2021 6:52:40 PM PDT by
Chgogal
(#GulagNancy is going all Cuba on Trump Supporters. #Biden lost The War on Terror.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
"Also, during the 1989 Loma Prieta, California earthquake, liquefaction of the soils and debris used to fill in a lagoon caused major subsidence, fracturing, and horizontal sliding of the ground surface in the Marina district in San Francisco." — USGS
18 posted on
08/26/2021 6:57:32 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Reminds me of the word answer Muhammad Ali gave in answer to a question about what would happen if he ever fought Wilt Chamberlain.......”TIMMMBERR”
I wouldn’t spend a night in that leaning tower of liberals.
21 posted on
08/26/2021 7:10:19 PM PDT by
vespa300
To: DUMBGRUNT
A new tourist attraction....The Leaning Tower of San Francisco.
23 posted on
08/26/2021 7:36:38 PM PDT by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(Donald J. Trump is my president, not the Commander-in-Thief, brain-dead Joseph Stolen)
To: DUMBGRUNT
My Nephews in-laws are in that Building. His Father in-law is on the Owners HOA Board last I heard helping with the Law Suits against the developer.
24 posted on
08/26/2021 7:58:10 PM PDT by
DAC21
To: DUMBGRUNT
Ironic and symbolic. Just like Ca. No matter how much money you throw at it, it is still sinking...
25 posted on
08/26/2021 8:06:12 PM PDT by
Openurmind
(The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Are people still living in this building? I’m getting visions of the Florida condo . . .
To: DUMBGRUNT
Its California. No one has had the decency to evict the owners?
Homeless people could live there Rent Free!
To: DUMBGRUNT
I’ll bet Nanny P put 3X the required amount to fix in the “stimulus” bill. So we’ll be paying the freight and she’ll skim the rest for vodka and ice cream.
33 posted on
08/27/2021 4:52:33 AM PDT by
paddles
("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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