Posted on 08/26/2021 4:07:27 AM PDT by gattaca
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stirring address to the nation, Biden sadly announced that we may soon have to invade Afghanistan once again after intelligence reports revealed they may have weapons of mass destruction, which we gave to them last week.
"Listen, folks, I know it seems like just last week since we were in Afghanistan," he said, "but it looks like we may have to go back. As it turns out, there are terrorists who now have weapons of mass destruction since we gave them weapons of mass destruction just the other day. Too bad! We have no other choice!"
The administration then announced they will be mobilizing 85,000 troops to reinvade the country and seize the weapons of mass destruction before the terrorists have a chance to use them. Then they will stay behind for 2 or 20 years to make sure nothing bad happens before abruptly leaving in the middle of the night since that worked so well last time.
"This time, we'll make sure to grab all our stuff before we leave!" Biden assured the public.
Joe, why are you on your way to Cali to campaign for Newsom??? Just heard on Fox.
BTW this is true.
Kinda not funny
Not funny, but certainly ironic and true.
Sadly it could happen. But not for that reason.
The BB needs to do better than this if they want to keep up with the Biden administration.
I would think a campaign trip from Joe would seal the deal for Larry Elder.
“Joe, why are you on your way to Cali to campaign for Newsom???”
To can brag about all the unvetted Afghans Newsom has agreed to take, that should help!
Joe’s probably going to CA to observe the latest voter, election and ballot fraud tactics. I’m sure that much has been fine tuned in the last 9 months.
Sometimes satire is funny.
Sometimes it’s not.
I’m sure this is closer to the truth that we’d wish.
I thought they said they were not going to try to do satire on Biben anymore because they could not do as good a job as he is.
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