Posted on 08/19/2021 3:39:40 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'
Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story.. Have a great day and remember...
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A day without laughter is a day wasted!
Seems to be true
Too funny! Thanks!
Maybe the Dog should get his pilots license?
I’ve heard this one for at least a generation BUT till now I had assumed that it was a made-up one. From this it probably was true, who’d a thunk it?
And right in line with the subject matter of your thread, too!
Each one is short, 30 seconds long...if you want a guaranteed laugh, watch these!
Thanks!
“THINGS AREN’T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.”
LOL.... good one. Many of US should keep this in mind especially in these dayz and times.
Why is there Braille on the Drive up ATM ?
same reason there are tampons in the men’s room...
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