Israeli Scientists Solve Physics' 'Three-Body Problem'

Jerusalem Post ^ | AUGUST 14, 2021

[BobL]

“The entire series of calculations is modeled after a certain type of mathematics known as the theory of random walks, called “drunkard’s walk.””

...and yet they give NO CREDIT to Hillary.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

“Instead of predicting the actual outcome...”

In other words, they didn’t actually solve it.

[Red Badger]

God solved that ‘problem’ eons ago....................

[Red Badger]

“There are lies, damned lies and statistics.” - Mark Twain

[Red Badger]

The Mafia never has a ‘3-body’ problem.................They always solve it......................

[sauropod]

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[grey_whiskers]

Thanks nickcarraway!
*PING* to the rest of you.

[grey_whiskers]

Juvenile *snicker* for the pun.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

This could be useful in terms of figuring out the percentages of planets or red dwarves that are kicked out of star systems and end up going rogue, but it is useless as far as providing a closed form solution for the exact location of the three bodies at some future time t given a specific set of initial conditions.

[SunkenCiv]

Take the extra half hour and get rid of the body. That’s what I’ve heard. ;^)

[Red Badger]

It helps if you own a butcher shop or meat packing plant..................

[SunkenCiv]

Or, a hog pen.

Or, a bathtub and some acid.

Or, a random hole in the ground in a national forest...

[BenLurkin]

Interesting.

[Red Badger]

Or a cornfield.........................

[BenLurkin]

These alien girls want to have a talk with you on their flying saucer.....be sure to bring Bud Light.