You forgot cancer.
And you forgot that the Lancet did a meta-study on people bedridden with the coof, showing that 21% or so of them have deep vein thrombosis, as compared to (IIRC) about 3% for other people in hospital beds for awhile; and hip and knee replacement patients are famous for DVT.
Keep waving your hands like the coyote holding up a tiny umbrella to ward off the boulder.
And also, that Canadian Doctor didn’t just measure the d - dimer one time.
He started measuring the d-dimer before the shot and then IIRC, 7 days after the shot. And in at least 60% of the patients there was significant changes.
Indicating the potential hypothesis to be correct, which he will no doubt study additionally, in order to provide more conclusive evidence.