[blueunicorn6]

My friend Randy took some crystals and had kind of a bad trip….I mean time.

[proust]

“This is the kind of news that makes me want to jump up and do a happy dance.”

This is how “men” talk now.

[fhayek]

Didn’t Jim Croce once wax musically about putting time in a bottle? There ya go...

[rightwingcrazy]

Are they talking about some sort of molecular qubits here? This comes off like a breathless fanboy piece. Makes me reluctant to read it carefully.

[I want the USA back]

My dilithium crystals ate the time crystals. But the Trillium-D caused a space warp in the energy transporter and the temporal anomaly transported me back to 1950.

[Jonty30]

All one has to do is watch Star Trek to understand time crystals

What is so hard about that?

[newfreep]

Will Google’s new control crystals be called “Crystal Blue Persuasion”?

[higgmeister]

Before I waste time possibly reading a bunch of bunk. I need some sort of synopsis.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Crystal meth?

[SamAdams76]

I will put on “Exile On Main Street” later tonight and re-read the article in the hope that it will make more sense to me.

[rlmorel]

If it is Google, it is going to be evil. That damned company is pure, unadulterated evil.

They are the locus of the surveillance state and the state sponsored suppression/manipulation of information.

There are 4 billion people who use computers each day around the world, and nearly all of them get their information from searching Google.

And Google has determined it is going to disseminate the “right” information to people looking for it.

We are so screwed.

[PIF]

NSA has had that time crystal tech for decades - Google just reinvented the wheel. Or so it might seem from some cryptic comments here and there across the web, hidden in odd corners where no one is looking. Or looking, discounting what is stated as fact because it seems too improbable or too much like magic. See James Clerk Maxwell’s 200 Quaternions for a fuller explanation.

[al baby]

My Sea Monkeys are still alive

[Hardastarboard]

I read Kurt Vonnegut’s book Ice Nine. No thanks

[SuperLuminal]

"This is the kind of news that makes me want to jump up and do a happy dance."

Yep!
Grant money running low... Need to pick the best scam to swindle people out of money...

1. Beachfront property on New Guinea;
2. Lake front property in Libya;
3. A bigger collider;
4. Cold fusion in a Campbells soup can;
5. The multiverse;
6. Quantum computing;
7. Global warming; and,
8. Time crystals;

Just to name a few...
Empty your wallets... Do a happy dance...

[higgmeister]

So, I sat down in the bathroom and read a bunch of bunk.

[NeverTyranny]

Dilithium? Fascinating.

[NonValueAdded]

So the cat actually did die.

[allendale]

Thanks for the informative post. We’ll just have to see if time crystals are the scientific breakthrough purported the article. For now the most significant scientific breakthrough that occurred in most of current Freeper’s lifetimes is the silicon chip itself.The silicon chip changed the world.

[AndyTheBear]

Ok where is my flying car? Will I get it next week?