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Joe Biden Makes Sense!

Posted on 07/25/2021 8:47:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Biden: "I respect it? They talk to people there, their thing to occur, kids where talk to be are...are...are, are not kids what man on the moon those all the question or I -- excuse me why -- you know, you, you know why they approved the virus, but virus, period, but it and the drugs a gigantic kids who really know aliens, you know, aliens, the people those me why can't .... border control temporarily mean.... or not will big pistol 9mm thing, or not, they going murder at those, mean on or, you know, who are -- there's underway, those all they go to find carjacking, or not thing at the question there not to people thing, or you know when excuse are not temporarily or permanently.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brilliant; satire
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To: Lazamataz

You are brilliant!!

That is the best writing. Reads just like Biden’s comments.

If Wesley Pruden was not retired, you could have had it published in the Washington Times. (He answered the phone, when I called).


61 posted on 07/25/2021 12:02:19 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
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To: Lazamataz

Well, that’s because you know the thing.


62 posted on 07/25/2021 12:18:51 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: Lazamataz
Bullseye!


63 posted on 07/25/2021 12:34:42 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Lazamataz
So just asking for a friend Laz. How many tabs of acid does one have to drop where I hear this as brilliant auditory skills like CNN and MSNBC does?
64 posted on 07/25/2021 1:03:51 PM PDT by The MAGA-Deplorian (Democrats are lawless because Republicans are ball-less!!)
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To: Lazamataz; Ken522; EvilCapitalist

65 posted on 07/25/2021 1:19:45 PM PDT by 4Liberty (Honest GOP can't use legal means because Dems use illegal ones (threats). The Robert Creamer Party! )
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To: Lazamataz

And I just want to say, want to say I mean , I thank my good friend Laz because, because there’s no hair on a sea gull’s chest.

And if we just go around, go round all the the way round to 18 , 1920....


66 posted on 07/25/2021 4:47:15 PM PDT by jmacusa (America. Founded by geniuses . Now governed by idiots.)
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To: Freee-dame

Well it’s pretty obvious it’s Obamas third term. News no longer reports on what the Obamas are doing which certainly is questionable why. And Biden’s administration is chucked full of former Obama’s teams.


67 posted on 07/25/2021 5:44:19 PM PDT by caww ( )
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To: Ken522
My butt's been wiped!
68 posted on 07/25/2021 6:54:08 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: Lazamataz; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ..
C'mon, man!

DANG!

69 posted on 07/25/2021 6:56:49 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

I think Mary Trump should host about 50 bused-in illegal aliens in her house.


70 posted on 07/25/2021 6:59:34 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: throwthebumsout

Until 5/1/2023.


71 posted on 07/25/2021 6:59:52 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: caww

You all just don’t get it. Remember when they said Obama was too brilliant for us to understand him? Well, Joseph Stolen is even more brilliant. He is so far above us. /s


72 posted on 07/25/2021 8:40:11 PM PDT by rxh4n1
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
I like to help my friends decipher Joe.

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73 posted on 07/26/2021 7:26:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I feel like it is 1937 Germany, and my last name is Feinberg.)
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To: Lazamataz

Meanwhile.... got a message from a relative today about how we need to get rid of “Trumpers” and “suppression of voting rights”.....

Because I guess they think Biden is acing it as POTUS or something. ??


74 posted on 07/26/2021 7:43:46 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Louis Foxwell

Spot on


75 posted on 07/26/2021 7:45:09 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: Lazamataz

76 posted on 07/26/2021 7:50:58 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: Lazamataz

77 posted on 07/26/2021 7:57:50 AM PDT by knarf
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To: Lazamataz

(with apologies to Mel Brooks)

“Now how can we argue with that. I think we are all indebted to Joe Biden here for clearly stating what had to be said. And I’m glad the children were here today to hear that speech and get their hair sniffed. Not only was it authentic Democrat gibberish ... but it expressed a dementia that is more and more seen on the Left these days.”


78 posted on 07/26/2021 8:07:20 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Claiming Racism, the antidote to personal responsibility)
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To: Lazamataz; SERKIT

Jack Starrett understands him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pus6XF_qh38


79 posted on 07/26/2021 8:07:58 AM PDT by stylin19a (I have kleptomania, but when it gets real bad, I take something for it.)
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To: Lazamataz

Bullshit!


80 posted on 07/26/2021 8:08:53 AM PDT by sport
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