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COVID truths
Jul 22, 2021

Posted on 07/22/2021 9:41:06 AM PDT by upchuck

BIG hat tip to Johnny!

- It's been a great blessing to be at home with the wife these last few months. We've caught up on everything I've done wrong in the last 20 years.

- Day 7 of SOCIAL Distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He's a web designer.

- When this virus thong is over with... I still want some of you to stay away from me.

- If these last few weeks have taught us anything - it's that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.

- Just wait a second - so what you're telling me is that my chance of surviving all this, is directly linked to the Common Sense of others?

- People are scared of getting fined for congregating in crowds. As if catching a deadly disease and dying a horrible death wasn't enough of a deterrent.

- If you believe all this will end and we'll get back to normal once we reopen everything... Raise Your Hand. Now slap yourself with it.

- Having some states lock down and some states not lock down is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

- Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized, even the trash goes more often than me.

- Day 27 at home and the dog is looking at me like, "See, this is why I chew the furniture."

- Whoever decided a Liquor Store is more essential than a Hair Salon is obviously a bald headed Alcoholic.

- Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them? Those would be helpful right now.

- I think I'm finally being grounded for everything I didn't get caught for when I was a teenager.

- The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is 2. How dense the population is

- I'm so excited to take the garbage out. I wonder what I should wear?

- People start coughing and worry they have the China virus; I cough and just pray I don't pee myself.

- Remember all those time you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?

- It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it's going to take a whole vineyard to homeschool one.

- Did a BIG load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.

- Anyone else getting a tan from the light in the fridge?

- Silly you! You thought dogs were hard to train. Just look at all the humans who can't sit and stay.

~ Humor from politicalpunchline.com


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Nothing like being truthful.
1 posted on 07/22/2021 9:41:06 AM PDT by upchuck
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To: upchuck

Or this? https://www.brighteon.com/0b936426-eaa2-4e9d-8e21-e73f5dfa09b4


2 posted on 07/22/2021 9:44:43 AM PDT by SkyDancer (I Identify As Vaccinated)
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To: SkyDancer

Thank you. Not gonna put graphene oxide in my blood.


3 posted on 07/22/2021 10:09:34 AM PDT by upchuck (I'm not afraid of the China Virus/variants. I AM afraid of the unproven experimental gene therapies)
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To: upchuck

Oh, yeah. The junk they’ve been putting in those vaxxes no wonder it’s killing people; other med’s have been pulled for far fewer deaths.


4 posted on 07/22/2021 10:12:10 AM PDT by SkyDancer (I Identify As Vaccinated)
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To: SkyDancer

“ other med’s have been pulled for far fewer deaths.”

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And notice the vaccine ads don’t have to mention the possible side affects, like all other drug ads.


5 posted on 07/22/2021 2:19:23 PM PDT by jacknhoo ( Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation. )
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You know, I never realized that. You mean to say no side effects are mentioned to those taking the shots? Normal flu shot gives you a sheet listing effects and what to watch out for.


6 posted on 07/22/2021 2:29:23 PM PDT by SkyDancer (I Identify As Vaccinated)
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To: SkyDancer

…..reasoning and history is lacking in today’s world….many Americans let the fake news reason for themselves….keep in mind it took the great 1918 Spanish flu three years to die out….this Covid flu ( a mere cold compared to the Spanish flu) will indeed burn out ( it already has) when we have had enough of the fear peddling…I just can’t wrap my head around how fearful America has become!


7 posted on 07/22/2021 4:01:27 PM PDT by delta7
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To: delta7

The fearfulness was foisted on gullible Americans by the lying media.


8 posted on 07/22/2021 4:14:29 PM PDT by SkyDancer (I Identify As Vaccinated)
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9 posted on 07/22/2021 4:15:26 PM PDT by musicman (The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
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