You mean like these?
The Squad
Posted on 07/21/2021 4:56:50 PM PDT by Artemis Webb
Amazon's “The Lord of the Rings” Second Age series has been notoriously secretive...We have been able to verify most of today’s report as currently accurate per sources that are involved with the Production...
Men, Elves and Dwarves have their own sequestered production units for the different Free Peoples [this intriguing bit rather suggests the narrative might be constructed across wide time jumps or told from pockets of different historical viewpoints, perhaps even an anthology approach rotating characters from the various Free Peoples all reacting to the same thing, but over what timelines we still do not know. Scripts are only digitally shared among actors and crew under draconian control mechanisms to track any persons who could access them There is a fake production team shooting decoy footage on fake sets unrelated to the real Production – [thus making some “reports of location sightings” false leads by tricksy hobbitses and we must admit this is very clever indeed!]
Some Halflings are dark skin precursors to Shire-hobbits quite possibly “one of three somewhat different breeds” maybe Harfoots; [described by Tolkien in the Prologue to LOTR ‘Concerning Hobbits’ pg. 12: “they were browner of skin,” and also “they moved westward early,” alluding to a time in their Wandering Days, or perhaps earlier when they kept no records of their journeys over the Misty Mountains westward (which may explain a little of why any early antecedents of pre-Shire migration hobbits would appear here in the Second Age instead of Third Age narrative) Nudity is sparse and not sexualized— contrary to earlier concerns: but rather this artistic choice represents very dark thematic material suggestive of concentration camp-type visuals of victims, a harrowing portrayal of the corruption of the Elves by dark powers to ultimately become Orcs.
(Excerpt) Read more at theonering.net ...
The orcs.
No way I am going to watch this. A few years ago MTV did a series based on one the Terry Brooks books. It was absolutely painful to watch.
Are halfings any thing like Japanese Newhalfs in this production?
Re #19:
Because this production tells a very different story then Peter Jackson’s. The Amazon production takes place thousands of years prior to The Lord Of The Rings.
No naked Orc women, PLEEEESE NO!!!!
Lord of the Cock Ring.
Here one take on the whole thing;
Adult Language Warning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPl5MeXIM8E
I can hear the chanting of the cult of Woko Haram in the background of these new movies.
More like trolls.
You mean like these?
The Squad
Those are MUCH better looking.
Indeed they are. Did you notice the wig Pressley was wearing?
What about Omar’s?
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