Another creepy moment.

7/13/21 | dallasbiff

[DallasBiff]

Was at a local restaurant for breakfast/lunch today and I was looking at the menu, another party, of one white grown male with a very Oak Lawn Dallas accent and a pink shirt, and what looked like with two foster children, was very loud, were seated.

The two male foster kids(I surmise) were not amused.

[blam]

It sounds like you #10.

[Salamander]

Well.

That was much better.

o.O

[Kevmo]

Translated back to English:

I’ll wretch you both, my lord, I did indeed, wrestled in love.

I don’t know this.

[Kevmo]

Me numba 1. She numbah 10.

Phuc Vu and the noodles they rode in on.

[Rusty0604]

I’m a Texan and I don’t get it.

[The_Media_never_lie]

I will not ever feel badly about posting a vanity again.....

[Salamander]

Klingon for salamander is “lung?”

Is that some kind of weird Klingon joke?

[central_va]

Did you see any black helicopters?

[Kevmo]

Well, I think I can say from experience that falling off an Evel Knievel ramp and hitting your head on concrete is a lot more bone damaging than landing in cow dung.

[Rusty0604]

🤣😂

[steve86]

Was it the white shoes that pushed you over the top?

[Rusty0604]

Ditto that for horseback riding.

[Salamander]

I hope you’re okay.

:)

/that reminds of when my cousin slipped and fell onto a fairly fresh pile.

[Rusty0604]

High end, you say?

[Kevmo]

Doc Holliday was a Lunger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZfErXBT-Ho

[momtothree]

“... but had to go take a shower”.

Okay, THAT is creepy! Sorry, Sirius! :)

[Kevmo]

Well, they threw cow dung at me to make me feel better.

[Salamander]

I would think most people understood the term, considering.

Bummed out that Sam Elliot was a Biden pimper.

[Rusty0604]

ROFLOL

[Salamander]

In some cultures, cow dung is used as...[insert weird quack miracle remedy here]