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Nancy Pelosi credits satire and parody sites for current Democratic Party platform
Liberal Lunacy ^ | 7/9/2021 | Liberal Lunacy Staff

Posted on 07/09/2021 6:57:56 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

(Washington, D.C) In an unofficial meeting, Nancy Pelosi has confirmed what many of us already suspected. Without parody and satire sites on the net, the Democratic Party would have a normal looking platform. From the conversation:

“You know, sitting around in committee trying to think of ways to ruin America so it can be rebuilt in a glorious socialist/communist structure, with us at the top, of course, is difficult work. There is only so much stupid stuff we can think of. While we eat $14 or $15 ice cream, I'm not sure of the cost, I have my people take care of that, we actually run out of ideas.”

“When that happens, we turn to the “hot sheets”, or satire/parody sites for ideas. Their writings are usually so over the top and ridiculous people laugh at the stories, we look at those and think, you know, if we tweak this, take that out, enhance this, we can draft legislation buried in legalese and gobblygook that no one, even the people who wrote it can understand, bury a paragraph here, another one there, put them into innocuous 3,000 page legislation no one reads, and the first thing you know, it looks like those sites have predicted the future, which, in a way, they created.”

“Without them, we'd look like a normal party, so, thank you”.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: humor; satire

1 posted on 07/09/2021 6:57:56 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32; John Semmens; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; ...
In related news, both The Babylon Bee and John Semmens have sued the DNC for copyright infringement.

DANG!

2 posted on 07/09/2021 7:00:16 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

“would have a normal platform”....REALLY!!?!?!?!

W T F is the idiotic far Leftist tard smoking!?


3 posted on 07/09/2021 7:00:52 AM PDT by cranked
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