New Zealand Mother Names Her Three Children METALLICA, SLAYER And PANTERA

Blabbermouth ^ | July 7, 2021 | N/A

[Army Air Corps]

Good choice.

[dfwgator]

What about Larry, Darryl and Darryl.

[Zack Attack]

Has Metallica sued yet? :)

[shanover]

Just wait until she names Winger.

[Roccus]

Had a boss once that named his first kid Alpha, the second Beta and the third and last, Omega.....and he was a squarehead, not Greek.

[Dr. Sivana]

I’ve got one Heavy Metal album, Pat Boone’s “In A Metal Mood”. She could name the fourth baby Pat Boone. It even works for a girl. (It’s Pat!)

[alexander_busek]

I wonder how many tattoos she has.

Just one.

From just behind her right ear to her left ankle.

Regards,

[Kevmo]

No Led Zeppelin? No Nightwish?

[Kevmo]

We had our kids named ahead of time. If it was a boy, Daniel. If a girl, Grace.

But the baby was only one inch long, so we called it “inchie”. Then at 2 inches, “Twinchie”. Then Thrinchie, and about when it was gonna be 4inchie, we found out she was gonna be Grace.

[dayglored]

Of course she's a redhead.

"Strippers, hairdressers, redheads, girls named Tiffany..."

[DoodleBob]

Nah, our heroine’s friend named her son Led Zeppelin, so our heroine was going to have that child cloned and name it Greta Van Fleet.

[gr8eman]

Yeah...they’ll change them to Walker, and Texas Ranger

[Kevmo]

A lot of these names would make cool middle names.

John Van Halen Smith
Cindy Led Zeppelin Jones
Rachel Metallica Robinson
Edward Nightwish Johnson

etc.

[DoodleBob]

When Metallica has children, the fourth one won’t have any bass in his voice.

[The Right Edge]

I had a family member named after a military rank that had never been in the military. We are but “wisps in the wind” folks. The closer you get to the end, the more you’ll realize that. Names? I think of all the family and friends who are gone. Names? What the hades difference does that make? The older you get, the more everything looks different.

[cranked]

When you thought the world could not get any more idiotic and stupid.....

[Spacetrucker]

Was hoping SOMEONE would use this. Thank you 😁👍🏻

[VetoBill]

Sounds like they will be a Mötley Crüe.

[Flycatcher]

“Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave

Had 23 sons and she named them all Dave?”

[Mathews]

I’ve seen all three too. I thought slayer rocked, but that was back in ‘89 in Chicago. I agree with the next kid’s name though! Maybe “Bio-Hazard” could be a contender?