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And I keep breaking my Keebler Clubs on Braunschwieger..
1 posted on 07/08/2021 5:46:55 AM PDT by mylife
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https://www.tiktok.com/@theritzcrackersofficial/video/6980329551733738757?referer_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbrobible.com%2F&referer_video_id=6980329551733738757&refer=embed&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1


2 posted on 07/08/2021 5:51:39 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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the edges of ritz crackers are serrated because life for the LGBTQWERTY community is cutting and rough without equal rights. when their/them human dignity is returned to them/their, the crackers will be smoothed again.


3 posted on 07/08/2021 5:52:30 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something)
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“ In a TikTok video that’s now been viewed almost 2 million times, ”

You can literally feel your IQ points drain away when you watch Tik Tok


4 posted on 07/08/2021 5:52:54 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (“Fraud vitiates everything.” )
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5 posted on 07/08/2021 6:03:16 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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And I had thought than the edges were milled to keep people from filing them off like coins.


10 posted on 07/08/2021 6:12:45 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Police should refuse duty at NBA venues. Let them wallow in their desired chaos without police.)
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And, doctors used to prescribe dropping some Ritz crackers in your toilet bowl before defecating.


11 posted on 07/08/2021 6:14:27 AM PDT by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.d)
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Sounds like a job for a saltine.


12 posted on 07/08/2021 6:15:14 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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from the little I have seen of,or actually I have o ly read titles, tiktok looks like a freak show for morons?


13 posted on 07/08/2021 6:15:20 AM PDT by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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Seems a little gross to me. Who wants to walk up to a wedge of cheese at a buffet and see it all covered with cracker crumbs?


14 posted on 07/08/2021 6:17:34 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
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I can cut cheese all by myself, thank you very much.


16 posted on 07/08/2021 6:23:19 AM PDT by Noumenon (The Second Amendment exists primarily to deal with those who just won't take no for an answer. KTF)
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As if you can’t break or tear a thin slice of cheese. I’m not buying they were designed to cut cheese. The serrations make it easer to grip the crackers edge. That’s all. Nice myth though. Somebody is having one on us.


18 posted on 07/08/2021 6:37:28 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (America -- July 4, 1776 to November 3, 2020 -- R.I.P.)
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Ridges are racist. I am going to tart playing liberal and complain about how they represent slavery and white supremacy and try to get them eliminated.


20 posted on 07/08/2021 7:23:00 AM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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