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Ritz Reveals On TikTok That The Funky Edges On Their Crackers Actually Serve A Purpose
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Posted on 07/08/2021 5:46:55 AM PDT by mylife
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And I keep breaking my Keebler Clubs on Braunschwieger..
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posted on
07/08/2021 5:46:55 AM PDT
by
mylife
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posted on
07/08/2021 5:51:39 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
the edges of ritz crackers are serrated because life for the LGBTQWERTY community is cutting and rough without equal rights. when their/them human dignity is returned to them/their, the crackers will be smoothed again.
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posted on
07/08/2021 5:52:30 AM PDT
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something)
To: mylife
“ In a TikTok video that’s now been viewed almost 2 million times, ”
You can literally feel your IQ points drain away when you watch Tik Tok
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posted on
07/08/2021 5:52:54 AM PDT
by
aMorePerfectUnion
(“Fraud vitiates everything.” )
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:03:16 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
Someone in marketing was eating cheese and playing with their food and found this out.
I haven’t had a Ritz cracker since the day my beagle died. He and I shared a sleeve the morning he jumped the fence and was hit by a car. 💔😪
To: aMorePerfectUnion
You can literally feel your IQ points drain away when you watch Tik TokWhich is why I spend time elsewhere.
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:11:58 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(Let's make crime illegal again!)
To: Cowgirl of Justice
I need no serrated edge when I cut the cheese!/tee hee
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:12:01 AM PDT
by
Don Corleone
(leave the gun, take the canolis)
To: Cowgirl of Justice
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:12:25 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
And I had thought than the edges were milled to keep people from filing them off like coins.
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:12:45 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Police should refuse duty at NBA venues. Let them wallow in their desired chaos without police.)
To: mylife
And, doctors used to prescribe dropping some Ritz crackers in your toilet bowl before defecating.
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:14:27 AM PDT
by
polymuser
(A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.d)
To: mylife
Sounds like a job for a saltine.
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:15:14 AM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: mylife
from the little I have seen of,or actually I have o ly read titles, tiktok looks like a freak show for morons?
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:15:20 AM PDT
by
Leep
(Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
To: mylife
Seems a little gross to me. Who wants to walk up to a wedge of cheese at a buffet and see it all covered with cracker crumbs?
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:17:34 AM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(Give me a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer)
To: Leep
TikTok is for people who find 140 characters of text on Twitter too much to read.
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:21:22 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
To: mylife
I can cut cheese all by myself, thank you very much.
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:23:19 AM PDT
by
Noumenon
(The Second Amendment exists primarily to deal with those who just won't take no for an answer. KTF)
To: Noumenon
I can cut cheese all by myself, thank you very much.Yep, I have quite the collection of knives to choose from, all with easy access. There's something to be said about using the right tool for the job.
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:25:27 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(Let's make crime illegal again!)
To: mylife
As if you can’t break or tear a thin slice of cheese. I’m not buying they were designed to cut cheese. The serrations make it easer to grip the crackers edge. That’s all. Nice myth though. Somebody is having one on us.
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:37:28 AM PDT
by
Freedom_Is_Not_Free
(America -- July 4, 1776 to November 3, 2020 -- R.I.P.)
To: mylife
Oh, it’s a thin slice of holey cheese. Probably also room temperature soft. Bet they broke a few crackers before getting this shot right. Notice the cheese was first torn in half so they wouldn’t have to “cut” but just an inch.
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posted on
07/08/2021 7:01:37 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: mylife
Ridges are racist. I am going to tart playing liberal and complain about how they represent slavery and white supremacy and try to get them eliminated.
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posted on
07/08/2021 7:23:00 AM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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