In Graz, they send an expert over to clean your snake!
1 posted on
07/06/2021 3:27:42 PM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Snake: Is that my girlfriend or are you just happy to see me?
2 posted on
07/06/2021 3:28:55 PM PDT by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
3 posted on
07/06/2021 3:31:01 PM PDT by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(The best things in life aren't things.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
“Aftermath: Now he’s afraid to use the toilet in his own house. He just drives down to the nearest Waffle House, to use their facilities for a small fee. They are open 24/7. “ //
To: DUMBGRUNT
What a pain in the ass. Or somewhere else in that region.
5 posted on
07/06/2021 3:32:14 PM PDT by
EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Look at it from the snake’s point of view. You’re comfy, chilling in a nice pool, when a pair of butt cheeks fills the sky, out goes the light, and somebody poops on you. I’d bite the bugger too. It’s sort of like the Democrats taking office.
To: DUMBGRUNT
8 posted on
07/06/2021 3:34:35 PM PDT by
WellyP
(question!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
And I thought finding a hellgrammrite in the bathtub was unsettling...
10 posted on
07/06/2021 3:36:36 PM PDT by
digger48
To: DUMBGRUNT
Headline made it sound like a man was bitten by his neighbor and then escaped a python.
To: DUMBGRUNT; All
Jesus, not one post of genuine concern for the guy.
I hope he’s ok. Who ever expects that to happen?
14 posted on
07/06/2021 3:45:45 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
When I was in college, my neighbor’s pet python escaped from his apartment.
We lived in fear of our toilet until it was found!
16 posted on
07/06/2021 3:47:47 PM PDT by
lizma2
To: DUMBGRUNT
That’s gonna leave a mark.
17 posted on
07/06/2021 3:51:44 PM PDT by
Karliner
(Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Those Euro-peon men have been trained to sit to pee.
18 posted on
07/06/2021 4:06:24 PM PDT by
PAR35
To: DUMBGRUNT
A second bite, and the next time a judge will order the snake to be put down.
19 posted on
07/06/2021 4:10:15 PM PDT by
Revel
To: DUMBGRUNT
What’s the python’s name— Karma?
20 posted on
07/06/2021 4:16:11 PM PDT by
married21
(As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
He should be glad it’s not a toilet croc, that will chomp down on the d&bs, then twist them around a few times and drag them back down the crapper to slow ferment in his underwater den.
22 posted on
07/06/2021 5:23:15 PM PDT by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
(Do kids in Iceland still play "The Floor Is Lava?")
To: DUMBGRUNT
I hate it when I am sitting on the toilet and a python bites me.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Wow! This is one for the books.
26 posted on
07/07/2021 1:33:02 AM PDT by
jmacusa
(America. Founded by geniuses . Now governed by idiots.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Pro tip: Don’t interrupt a python while it’s doing its business.
To: DUMBGRUNT
The man is lucky the snake didn’t do what pythons are known to do, that is, wrap themselves around their victims and squeeze hard.
28 posted on
07/07/2021 9:27:51 AM PDT by
adorno
To: Salamander
29 posted on
07/07/2021 9:41:09 AM PDT by
PLMerite
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