Posted on 07/06/2021 3:27:42 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
A man in Austria was bitten on the genitals by a python while he was on the toilet — after it’s believed the reptile escaped his neighbor’s home and slithered through the drains, police said.
The 65-year-old man in Graz was nipped by the 5-foot-plus albino reticulated python about 6 a.m. Monday as he sat down in the bathroom
The snake, a nonvenomous constrictor native to Asia, can reportedly grow to 29 feet long.
A reptile expert also responded to the man’s home and removed the snake before cleaning it and returning the pet to its 24-year-old owner.
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Hat tip to “Breaking Bad.”
He should be glad it’s not a toilet croc, that will chomp down on the d&bs, then twist them around a few times and drag them back down the crapper to slow ferment in his underwater den.
I hate it when I am sitting on the toilet and a python bites me.
—”I hate it when I am sitting on the toilet and a python bites me.”
The downside of an interconnected plumbing system.
Worse, it’s sort of like God taking a shit on you. Like a Monty Python (no pun intended) cartoon.
Wow! This is one for the books.
Pro tip: Don’t interrupt a python while it’s doing its business.
The man is lucky the snake didn’t do what pythons are known to do, that is, wrap themselves around their victims and squeeze hard.
Kinky snake ping.
It was very nice that that cleaned the snake before returning it
:D
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