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Man bitten by neighbor’s escaped python in toilet in Austria
Fox News ^
| July 5, 2021
Posted on 07/05/2021 12:12:01 PM PDT by BenLurkin
A man in Austria was bitten by a 5 1/4-foot python during an early-morning visit to the toilet at his home on Monday, police said.
The 65-year-old victim "felt a ‘nip’ in the genital area" shortly after sitting on the toilet at home in Graz just after 6 a.m., according to a statement from police in Styria province. He then looked into the toilet and discovered the albino reticulated python.
The snake apparently had escaped unnoticed from the apartment of the man’s 24-year-old neighbor. It wasn’t immediately possible to figure out how it escaped and how it got into the toilet, but police said it may have made its way through the drains.
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: austria; python; toilet
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To: Paisan
Some of us have found “pythons” in the commode AFTER we’ve gone but not before!😎
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posted on
07/05/2021 12:37:36 PM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: BenLurkin
That and JAWS keeps me away from certain places.
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posted on
07/05/2021 12:37:58 PM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true !)
To: BenLurkin
Just a “nip?”
That’s a MAN!
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posted on
07/05/2021 12:38:28 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: hoe_cake
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posted on
07/05/2021 12:42:17 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
I never found a place to post this - I guess this is the closest I'm gonna get.
Just a nice reminder - always check your boots....
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posted on
07/05/2021 12:42:40 PM PDT
by
ransomnote
(IN GOD WE TRUST)
To: DannyTN
It sounds like you have experience?
To: BenLurkin
I Maybe that’s why they’re called Ball Pythons!
To: Old Yeller
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posted on
07/05/2021 12:44:24 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
To: BenLurkin
No fun from the snakes point of view either.
You’re lounging in the pool.
Suddenly something is blocking the light...
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posted on
07/05/2021 12:44:32 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Smellin Salt
Albino reticulated python nuggets anyone?
To: DannyTN
“No fun from the snakes point of view either.
You’re lounging in the pool.
Suddenly something is blocking the light...”
A full moon.
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posted on
07/05/2021 12:50:01 PM PDT
by
hey Bean
To: hey Bean
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posted on
07/05/2021 12:53:56 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
To: lurk
Yeah. A nip is better than having a sewer snake gnaw on your junk.
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posted on
07/05/2021 12:57:51 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: hoosierham; Salamander
Serious mental issues ping. :)
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posted on
07/05/2021 12:59:21 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: gundog; All
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posted on
07/05/2021 1:08:19 PM PDT
by
Dr. Franklin
("A republic, if you can keep it." )
To: The_Media_never_lie; SIDENET
If this thread proves nothing else, it proves that there are worse things to dangle than participles.
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posted on
07/05/2021 1:15:05 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: Dr. Franklin
Never interrupt a python when it’s using the toilet, would be my take-away from that story. Gruesome.
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posted on
07/05/2021 1:23:20 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: SIDENET
Underground tunnels probably.
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posted on
07/05/2021 1:27:44 PM PDT
by
smartymarty
(How a mountain girl can love.)
To: BenLurkin
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does tt hurt when I pee?
It jumped right up, and grabbed my meat!
FZ
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posted on
07/05/2021 1:28:39 PM PDT
by
Eddie01
To: The_Media_never_lie
I’ve seen it a million times.
Typical slip and fall have you nuts bitten by a python.
Better call Saul.
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posted on
07/05/2021 1:33:13 PM PDT
by
Eddie01
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