Princess Diana Worked as Nanny for $5 an Hour and Reportedly Called It the Happiest Year of Her Life

Amo Mama ^ | E. Carjaval

[colorado tanker]

All she wanted was to be a good wife and mother. But that wasn’t enough for Charles or his snobby set.

[Albion Wilde]

Diana should have departed for American a few years earlier when she became suspicious.

Well, Donald Trump wrote to her after her divorce (and his) and asked to court her, and told her he could provide the kind of security and luxury to which she had been accustomed, but she sneered.

Frankly, Donald dodged a bullet. She was very high maintenance, and wouldn't have lifted him up the way Melania has.

And it would have been only a matter of minutes before Oprah would have gotten to Diana. Oprah already knew and had interviewed Donald on TV. Being bitter, Diana would have done to the monarchy what Little Ms Hollywood has done. Orca has had to wait another quarter century to slime the Royals.

[Jimmy Valentine]

She was too gentle to deal with the stress of being a royal.

[Veggie Todd]

Shoulda used the seat belt.

[mewzilla]

Her bodyguard should never have let her get in a car with an impaired driver. Speaking of that, from my things-that-make-yiu-go-hmmm file...

Revealed: Bodyguard survivor of Princess Diana crash has rebuilt his life and is now AstraZeneca's global head of security

You blow the assignment of guarding the most famous woman on the planet and end up with this gig.

Uh huh.

[americas.best.days...]

I for one, am relieved she’s not around anymore. I promise you she would be an insufferable, sneering, woke scold.

We all dodged a bullet.

And I love your tagline. What song is it from?

[Albion Wilde]

All Along the Watchtower

"There must be some way out of here," said the joker to the thief,
"There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief
Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
None of them along the line know what any of it is worth."

"No reason to get excited," the thief, he kindly spoke
"There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke
But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate
So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late."

All along the watchtower, princes kept the view
While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too
Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl
Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl.

—Bob Dylan, 1968

[Albion Wilde]

You blow the assignment of guarding the most famous woman on the planet and end up with this gig.

Ya kill one, might as well kill 'em all.

[americas.best.days...]

Thanks 👍 shame on me for not knowing that.