[Veggie Todd]

Shoulda used the seat belt.

[mewzilla]

Her bodyguard should never have let her get in a car with an impaired driver. Speaking of that, from my things-that-make-yiu-go-hmmm file...

Revealed: Bodyguard survivor of Princess Diana crash has rebuilt his life and is now AstraZeneca's global head of security

You blow the assignment of guarding the most famous woman on the planet and end up with this gig.

Uh huh.