Polly want a ‘Cracker’?
Yet when we walked him in the park or at the vet or anywhere he went, he was friendly and cute to all the white people, and aggressive and violent towards black people. It embarrassed the heck out of my wife and I.
I could not for the life of me ever figure out why he behaved like this.
If we call a bird RACIST will it suddenly stop laying eggs because of it’s shame?
Get a life!
Look at all the birds that are black. How is that racist?
While attending the Department of Defence Equal Opportunity Management Institute in 1985 I was doing some research and ran across a French psychologist named LeBon or La Bon, been a while. Anyway he wrote that as evolution moved on the part of the brain that tells birds which other birds to flock with is embeded deep in the human brain. So I guess that apparently racists are bird brains. :-)
My mom’s cocker spaniels are both black and female. That means that a) they can’t be racist and b) they are oppressed victims deserving reparations in the form of more people food.
My dad always said, you never see a blackbird going with a sparrow...
So, if a racist bird eats a racist bug, does that cancel out the racism?
You can’t fix stupid
A black women gets into bird watching and suddenly birds are racist. I see the connection there.
Dogs have an innate instinct that lets them know if you are a dog person or not. You can’t fool them and they will never lie to you. Dogs are the most honest creatures on this planet.
I have observed true racist behavior in birds.
I once observed a bunch of crows and seagulls feasting on food trash in a fast food joint parking lot.
They weren’t fighting over the garbage, but there was no mixing of blacks and whites. They self-segregated. The white birds avoided the birds of color, and vice versa.
Birds really are racist.