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With Pride Month Ending, Nation Excited For Lust, Gluttony, Envy Months
BABYLON BEE (satire) ^ | June 29, 2021 | staff writer

Posted on 06/29/2021 8:24:45 AM PDT by Marchmain

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To: Marchmain

I nominate August for “sloth” month, and giving it a Hispanic flair, call it “siesta” month.


21 posted on 06/29/2021 10:07:15 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Do kids in Iceland still play "The Floor Is Lava?")
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22 posted on 06/29/2021 10:20:32 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Liz
Biden's Lust month poster.

Nah, that young lady is about 15 years too old for gropey's taste (or sniff).

23 posted on 06/29/2021 10:22:59 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: Marchmain
Baptist churches, on the other hand, are already gearing up for gluttony month, which has always been their favorite month since gluttony isn't actually a real sin—like being gay or drinking alcohol.

Or dancing!

24 posted on 06/30/2021 8:31:12 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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How do you make sure a Baptist doesn’t drink all your beer on a fishing trip?

Invite another Baptist.


25 posted on 06/30/2021 8:32:06 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Liz

What did she use to shave with back in those days?


26 posted on 06/30/2021 8:33:14 AM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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