Posted on 06/20/2021 9:38:26 PM PDT by PROCON
Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday
They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Procol Harum---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Abba---
Denture Queen
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore ---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
And Last , but NOT least:
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
Every day may not be good...
But there's something good in every day.
Another from the ‘70s...Stairlift to Heaven.
Jimi Hendrix - Mental Haze
ROTFLMAO, stop it you’re killing me! 🤣🤣🤣
Country Joe and the Fish:
Don’t Bogart That Cane (Pass It Over to Me)
From the 70s:
K.C. and the Sunshine Band:
Fall Down Tonight
More 80’s but they’re mostly 60’s guys:
Traveling Wilburys - Handle with Medicare
🤣🤣🤣
Dave Clark Five - Sag All Over
The Bob Seger System - Mumbling Stumbling Man
Gerry And The Pacemakers-Don’t Let The Sun Catch You Dying
The Vogues:
Turn Around, Try to Look at Me.
California Leaving…The Mamas and Papas
Rolling Stones-Time Is(Not)On My Side.
“Walk, don’t use your wheelchair”.
“Take Five... pills”
And needs no change... “One Way Out”.
All You Need is Metamucil…The Beatles
Well-played
Strawberry Alarm Clock:
Incense and Prune Juice
From 1974:
James Brown:
My, oh, go, you know, the thang!
Nancy Sinatra...”These Boots are Made for Arch Support”
I laughed.
I cried.
I looked for chocolate but couldn’t find any and cried some more.
Now I’m watching “I want my 80s” videos and weeping for my lost youth.
/why is 60 degrees on my AC not cold enough?!?
:D
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