Vaccination could win you a million bucks in Illinois lottery

Daily Herald ^ | June 17, 2021 | By Jake Griffin

[conservative98]

Illinois will hold lotteries for residents who have received COVID-19 vaccines, or plan to receive the vaccine, that could net adults as much as $1 million and vaccine-eligible youngsters $150,000 scholarships.

In all, the state will award $10 million throughout the summer to vaccinated residents, according to the governor. Anyone already vaccinated is automatically entered in the drawings.

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"Getting the shot now is going to help us end this," Pritzker said at a news conference Wednesday. "If you do, you might even hit the jackpot."

[wildcard_redneck]

Just think how much of your medical bills from vaccine complications could be paid by your million dollars paid in small installments over 20 years.

[albie]

“Just think how much of your medical bills from vaccine complications...”

...indeed! Or what your family will inherit after your untimely demise. Or what the state will inherit after their untimely demise since the whole family made a day of it and got the shot together!!

[rktman]

Yeah but if you go with the ASStra Zenica you’ll be denied access to bruth springsteams broadway show. NOW are you more enticed to get the shot? LOL! Apparently springsteams folks claim the AZ shot hasn’t been approved yet. Uh, hello. NONE of them have been “approved”. Authorized yes. Butt, springsteam..............

[blueunicorn6]

There is a great story about the Anthrax vaccine at the Army Times.

[Chode]

wonder what the early sheep think of missing out?

[conservative98]

Anyone already vaccinated is automatically entered in the drawings.

[cgbg]

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[oldasrocks]

Great win a million and or turn into a Zombie. Now if you wish in one hand and ( ) in the other what do you have?

[T.B. Yoits]

The State of Illinois joins the other states committing fraud with a rigged lottery.

Rigged? Absolutely - does anyone think for a moment that the state would risk picking a lottery “winner” who died or was dying from taking the experimental treatment?

[minnesota_bound]

Or death or have your life span shorten or be crippled.

If the vaccine kills you then the NHS will cover it up.

British Airways Coverup: Four Pilots Dead in One Week But Airline Obfuscates on Vaccine Connection
https://thelibertydaily.com/british-airways-coverup-four-pilots-dead-in-one-week-but-airline-obfuscates-on-vaccine-connection/

[Chode]

good thing... there’d be hard feelings otherwise