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The vax PSAs (propaganda) have inspired me to create a new advertising campaign:

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Look at the spotless modern factory behind me.

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The company that manufactures this outstanding product is a proud member of the National Association of Manufacturers and the Chamber of Commerce, and of course highly trained and experienced Food and Drug Administration inspectors routinely visit this plant to assure zero defects in the production process.

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