[sodpoodle]

That should upset everyone;)

[Red Badger]

[billorites]

Delightfully incorrect, politically speaking.

[frank ballenger]

Joke told by Rabbi Harold S. Kushner who wrote When Bad Things Happen to Good People:
Moses went up Mount Sinai and came back later and gathered the big crowd together for the news.

Okay, okay. I did the best I could. I got Him down to only Ten Commandments but adultery stays in.

[Eddie01]

"Getchor Commandments here!?

"In the robe, yes you Sir, how many do you want"

I'll take 10

[Intar]

It’s been years since I’ve heard that one. Well played sir! Well played!

[Seruzawa]

Moses was herding sheep near Mt Sinai. He saw a bush that was burning but was not being consumed. As he walked toward the bush to get a closer look a voice came out of the sky. It said, “Moses, remove thy shoes for this is holy ground upon which thou trodeth.”

Moses removed his shoes. But the ground was hot and he hopped up and down crying, “Ow ow!”.

And the Lord said, “Ha ha. Third one this week.”

[GOP Poet]

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[M Kehoe]

Oy vey!

5.56mm

[LeoTDB69]

You forgot someone...

Then He went to the Chinese and said, ‘I have Commandments.’ The Chinese too wanted an example and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not covet anything that is thy neighbors.’ ‘Not covid neighbor? But we alweady have lab for that.’

[walkingdead]

That is priceless, thanks for posting