Red-headed reptiles spreading across South Florida, raising concern

CLICKORLANDO ^ | June 8, 2021 | Janine Stanwood

[dforest]

Oh gross. I wouldn’t want that thing in my car.

[EvilCapitalist]

What about a redheaded hairdresser named Tiffany who is a stripper as her second job?

[MHGinTN]

And you’re still alive! Amazing that

[JonPreston]

I wasn’t sure I’d make it some nights!

[nevadapatriot]

Make a good target for a shotgun

[Puppage]

:-)

[PCPOET7]

Becouse we have no souls and our freckles make us so cute at birth that those parents unfortunate enough to have a ginger baby can not bring themselves to strangle us at birth. Eventually those parents learn there mistake but by then its to late.

[Ben Hecks]

"Redheads, strippers, hairdressers, girls named Tiffany..."

Never knew a Tiffany but years ago was acquainted with a little thing named Embassy Sweets.

[MHGinTN]

Now you’re talkin’ hunter biden territory. That boy may be a sexual degenerate, but he is dumbass brave!

[HereInTheHeartland]

“Males have a bright reddish head and a multicolored tail, and recently their population seems to be booming in South Florida. They’ve been spotted in urbanized environments like strip malls and parking lots.”

They reportedly have cast 25,000 straight ticket votes for Democrats in the 2020 election.
But Broward County election commissioner Democrat Fabalous Cheatalot; said the votes are all 100% legitimate.
Cheatalot said its racist and insulting to question the integrity of the Peter Rock Agama vote total. Cheatalot said its typical Republican hypocrisy and fear of immigrants to question the legitimacy of the votes.

[henbane]

This guy looks like a comic book hero from Lizard City..

[gundog]

[fella]

What do you feed them and what do they taste like?

[blueplum]

these critters eat termites, ants, other reptiles and small mammals (mice?) which is cool except they can get to a foot long and can climb walls which is not cool. The males, which keep a family group, hang out on the corner - a territorial marker like a rock. Eggs are buried 5cm under the surface of sunny spots, so disturbing the eggs around a territorial marker might be a way to control them.

https://animalia.bio/red-headed-rock-agama

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Jen Psaki strikes again!

[henbane]

Perfect match!

Was Stan Lee inspired by these colorful creatures?

The resemblance is spooky.