To: nickcarraway
It’s to soak up the grease, you dummy.
2 posted on
06/05/2021 3:58:53 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(I love my country. It’s my government that I hate.)
To: nickcarraway
I stopped at a Bush’s Chicken in Groesbeck Texas. While driving, I bit into a chicken breast. To my dismay, it had no meat! It was a breaded bone. Maybe they cut the meat off for their chicken tenders and accidentally??? dropped the scrap into the breading. Or maybe, they were all snickering when I drove away.
3 posted on
06/05/2021 4:03:29 PM PDT by
Deepeasttx
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To: nickcarraway
Sounds like Popeye’s—breaded cardboard.
4 posted on
06/05/2021 4:06:10 PM PDT by
Fungi
To: nickcarraway
That’s one thing about the Philippines that I experienced, they are very strict about their standards.
6 posted on
06/05/2021 4:13:41 PM PDT by
Jonty30
(Just because I coughed on you does not mean that I have covid. It means that we have covid. )
To: nickcarraway
“retrains staff”
Up till now, training had never specifically said not to deep-fry towels ... so how were they to know?
7 posted on
06/05/2021 4:15:28 PM PDT by
NobleFree
("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
To: nickcarraway
When she tried to open it up with her hands, she discovered — much to her surprise — that it was a deep-friend towel.
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Guess it depends on the towel. Now an old dish towel might be kind of chewy, but maybe some deep-fried Viva paper toweling might be ok.
8 posted on
06/05/2021 4:23:39 PM PDT by
Flick Lives
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To: nickcarraway
9 posted on
06/05/2021 4:32:42 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
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To: nickcarraway
It’s a new product - fried towel... :-)
10 posted on
06/05/2021 4:39:56 PM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(Rest In PEACE, Rush H. Limbaugh III. You are missed already...)
To: nickcarraway
If finding out, when you go to cut it, that a piece of chicken is actually a towel is your “worst experience ever” you’ve lead a pretty charmed life.
11 posted on
06/05/2021 4:58:59 PM PDT by
Do_Tar
(To my NSA handler: I have an alibi.)
To: nickcarraway
Did someone lose their towel? Towelheads...jeez.
13 posted on
06/05/2021 5:03:13 PM PDT by
phoneman08
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To: nickcarraway
That could be a hit at state fairs, eat then clean up!
16 posted on
06/05/2021 5:19:56 PM PDT by
bigbob
To: nickcarraway
Better towels than bowels.
Shut up and eat yer towel, ya dam ingrate! Chew it up!
Why when I was your age I’d a given my left eyeball for a nice fried towel; we had old men’s dirty underdrawers, boiled and burnt, and we liked it, by gum!
Got any gum?
Where’s my fried bowels?
21 posted on
06/05/2021 10:30:48 PM PDT by
_longranger81
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