Posted on 05/29/2021 7:23:23 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
- A man was killed Thursday morning in east Vancouver while he was apparently attempting to steal a catalytic converter from a car.
Four Seasons Auto Repair and Tire Center owner Faazan Ahmed said the man was seen on surveillance video around 2 a.m. jacking up a silver Mercedes parked in the shop’s parking lot. The jack tipped over and the car fell, crushing him.
The man’s body wasn’t discovered until after 7 a.m., when Ahmed said someone next door to his shop noticed the man under a car.
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—” explain to their buddies how they got beat by a yugo.”
A friend runs a ‘68 Dodge and on a good day with the planets properly aligned gets into the low 9’s.
Usually, he runs brackets, but on the practice runs, I have seen him beaten by some surprising cars in a heads-up race.
Including one that most spectators wondered about and he would NOT open the hood!!! And it was a street(?) car.
Never a Yugo, maybe this year?
Assault Mercedes.
Died of Covid.
Take your pick, both are funny!
That is a good one!
Darwin was right....
It’s called “karma” and it’s pronounced ha-ha-ha-ha.
And we all shine on....
Ding, ding, ding - we have a thread winnah!
Instant karma gonna gethca!
Some people are too stupid to be criminals.....................
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