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Mercedes tumbles off jack, kills suspected catalytic converter thief
Oregon Live ^
| 8 May 2021
| The Columbian
Posted on 05/29/2021 7:23:23 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
- A man was killed Thursday morning in east Vancouver while he was apparently attempting to steal a catalytic converter from a car.
Four Seasons Auto Repair and Tire Center owner Faazan Ahmed said the man was seen on surveillance video around 2 a.m. jacking up a silver Mercedes parked in the shop’s parking lot. The jack tipped over and the car fell, crushing him.
The man’s body wasn’t discovered until after 7 a.m., when Ahmed said someone next door to his shop noticed the man under a car.
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To: SoCal Pubbie
—”I’ll bet the guy felt exhausted after that fiasco!”
Clearly, he was flat out exhausted.
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:04:39 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: DUMBGRUNT
The car jack was probably made by ACME.
To: DUMBGRUNT
If only he’d put a chock behind his wheel (like our friend in the example below), he would have been safe.
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:06:57 PM PDT
by
fidelis
(Defeatism and despair are like poison to men's souls. If you can't be positive, at least be quiet.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
To: Red Badger
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:07:33 PM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: Libloather
—”The jack tipped over and the car fell, crushing him.
What I’ve been experiencing every morning - for the past few decades.”
Sisyphus, is that you?
You just gotta consider a new line of work?
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:08:12 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: DUMBGRUNT
What are the precise precious metals in these converters that these guys want, and what do they do with them?
To: devere
—”Will Biden invite his widow to the White House?”
Only if she has the correct skin tone.
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:10:10 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: DUMBGRUNT
If he’d used two he wouldn’t have been one Jack off.
L
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:13:34 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is. )
To: going hot
—”Nice mousetrap”
Long ago an old non-PC cartoon, a large mousetrap caught a pimp type, a watermelon slice was the bait.
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:13:58 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug.
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:15:22 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: DUMBGRUNT
...According to Ahmed, the man had three or four of the parts in his car already. He needs some kind of special epitaph for his persistence.
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:15:26 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If the Left Is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
To: White Lives Matter
The Cats contain platinum. They sell it to recyclers for big money. The last time I sold a set off of a 95-01 V8 Ford explorer, it brought about $700.
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:17:06 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(RIP, Rush )
To: Nateman
—”Ok class, what is the difference between Steal and Steel?”
Is that a trick question?
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:17:36 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: kaehurowing
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:19:35 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:19:59 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
To: DUMBGRUNT
It was a Mercedes. Fellow should have know it was racist .
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:20:12 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If the Left Is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
To: fidelis
A perfect graphic for this article.
Also, one of many reasons women outlive men.
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:22:12 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: White Lives Matter
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:28:04 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: DUMBGRUNT
”Will Biden invite his widow to the White House?”
Only if she brings her cute little 10 year old daughter
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posted on
05/29/2021 8:31:39 PM PDT
by
DOC44
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