Posted on 05/29/2021 5:49:52 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Drama as youth leader almost dies fasting for a Lamborghini for his girlfriend. There was drama, chaos and shock as a well-respected church member almost lost his life due to fasting. However, the reason for fasting is the one that has made this story be viral as it is.
A Risen Saints Church Bindura youth leader Mark Muradzira (27) almost died after an absolute fast that lasted 33 days and 33 nights. He was fasting for a Lamborghini after his girlfriend had said it’s her dream car.
He hid in the mountains so no one could force him to eat until he was rescued by a friend, looking frail and almost unrecognisable. His target was 40 days and 40 nights. He is being treated at Bindura General Hospital and is showing signs of recovery. His church leader Bishop Mawuru said it was unfortunate that he had decided to fast for a Lambo.
“He should at least have fasted for a job since he is unemployed.” Church members tried to raise the money to buy him a Lambo but soon gave up after it was announced the cheapest they could get was going for around $400 000.
The $37 and 250 RTGS they had raised has since been diverted to settle the increasing medical bill.
Only worth about 4 days to me and not sure i’d make it.
OK, you win the thread.
A Lambo can pass anything except a repair shop....
They are ALWAYS broken down.
It’s always either the pink or the green that gives us guys trouble.
Looks like it was both this time around.
“A Lambo can pass anything except a repair shop”
Ferraris are better.
“He’s doing it wrong. You’re supposed to go fast after you get the Lambo.”
Do you write for a living or only for admiration?
My thought too
The fact that this happened in Zimbabwe makes the stupidity more understandable.
There is a new lambo in my office parking lot. Not mine. Guy who runs a medical lab testing business. Covid related. He previously ran a construction company before getting into “medicine.” I kid you not.
It’s always either the pink or the green that gives us guys trouble.
That is because the green gets us the pink.
It was: gall stones & pancreatitis.
Ouch
You had those conditions before the fast in the hopes the fasting would clear them up? Or you got those problems because of the fast?
That is one high-maintenance girlfriend.
Still no pics of the babe nor car. She can’t be that bad looking - can she?
I didn’t realize fasting paid that well. The last time I tried fasting no one paid me...where do I go to collect?
Zimbabwe??
Fasting For A Lamborghini sounds like a song title from a David Lee Roth solo album
Never buy a used Lamborghini in Zimbabwe. That’s what my grandpa always taught me.
Should have fasted for a Cheetah. They are fast and will catch you a gazelle.
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