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Like With John Cena, The BB apologizing to China is good for international relations!
1 posted on 05/27/2021 1:48:12 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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The Babylon Bee does the right thing for A. A. Milne fans everywhere!

DANG!


2 posted on 05/27/2021 1:48:58 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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Here’s the Google Translate version of the statement in Chinese:

Dear leader Xi Jinping, we are deeply sorry for calling you “President”. We know that you are definitely a yellow bear who eats honey and is very fat. We made a very, very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very very very much. It is very bad to misidentify a person with pronouns that are not appropriate. You are Winnie the Pooh, and we hope to respect this identity. Therefore, from now on, we will always call you Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh), this is a cute plush bear, playing with Christopher Robin (Christopher Robin), very stupid. Thank you very much, please do not send us to the prison camp.


4 posted on 05/27/2021 1:52:05 PM PDT by Spirit of Liberty (Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.)
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Well, they didn’t want to lose their many Chinese subscribers, did they? Could have imperiled the entire 2021 organ harvest.


5 posted on 05/27/2021 1:52:32 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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I just HAD to run that through Google translate!

Dear leader Xi Jinping,

we are deeply sorry for calling you "President". We know that you are definitely a yellow bear who eats honey and is very fat. We made a very very very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very very much.

It is very bad to misidentify a person with pronouns that are not appropriate. You are Winnie the Pooh, and we hope to respect this identity. Therefore, from now on, we will always call you Winnie the Pooh, this is a cute plush bear, playing with Christopher Robin, very stupid.

Thank you very much, please do not send us to the prison camp.

7 posted on 05/27/2021 1:53:11 PM PDT by Retrofitted
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I think he’s more like Yogi Bear ,LOL


8 posted on 05/27/2021 1:56:23 PM PDT by butlerweave
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He’s not a President. He is Chairman Xi. Chairman of the red communist party of China.

They bestowed upon him a ceremonial title of President just to make it seem to the world that he is not a dictator. He does not stand for elections. He is dictator for life as long as the gangster that installed him support him.
He is even less legitimate than Biden who at least pretended to participate in an election that he stole. Xi doesn’t even pretend.


9 posted on 05/27/2021 1:56:27 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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In other words (Translated)...

“Dear leader Xi Jinping, we are deeply sorry for calling you “President”. We know that you are definitely a yellow bear who eats honey and is very fat. We made a very very very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very very much. It is very bad to misidentify a person with pronouns that are not appropriate. You are Winnie the Pooh, and we hope to respect this identity. Therefore, from now on, we will always call you Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh), this is a cute plush bear, playing with Christopher Robin (Christopher Robin), very stupid. Thank you very much, please do not send us to the prison camp.”


10 posted on 05/27/2021 1:57:45 PM PDT by HippyLoggerBiker (Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. )
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Freerepublic to be shut down by Google in 5, 4, 3, 2 . . .


11 posted on 05/27/2021 2:04:15 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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Translation of the Chinese, which continues the hilarity:

Dear Leader XI, we are very sorry that you are addressed as “President”. We know you’re a honey-eating, fat yellow bear. We have made a very, very, very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very, very much. It is very bad to mistake a person with a pronoun that is not commensurate with it. You’re Winnie the Pooh, and we want to respect that. So, from now on, we’ll always just call you Winnie the Pooh, a cuddly stuffed bear who plays with Cristóbal Robyn and is very silly. Thank you very much. Please don’t send us to the prison camp.


12 posted on 05/27/2021 2:31:58 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (GMO opponents who took the covid jab are now GMOs themselves.)
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14 posted on 05/27/2021 2:50:55 PM PDT by broken_clock (Go Trump! Still praying.)
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17 posted on 05/27/2021 4:07:01 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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Love it... Thank you, Bee...


20 posted on 05/27/2021 4:14:47 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Rest In PEACE, Rush H. Limbaugh III. You are missed already...)
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Lordy how I love The Bee


23 posted on 05/27/2021 5:26:35 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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LOL


24 posted on 05/27/2021 5:26:54 PM PDT by simpson96
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