The Babylon Bee does the right thing for A. A. Milne fans everywhere!
DANG!
Here’s the Google Translate version of the statement in Chinese:
Dear leader Xi Jinping, we are deeply sorry for calling you “President”. We know that you are definitely a yellow bear who eats honey and is very fat. We made a very, very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very very very much. It is very bad to misidentify a person with pronouns that are not appropriate. You are Winnie the Pooh, and we hope to respect this identity. Therefore, from now on, we will always call you Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh), this is a cute plush bear, playing with Christopher Robin (Christopher Robin), very stupid. Thank you very much, please do not send us to the prison camp.
Well, they didn’t want to lose their many Chinese subscribers, did they? Could have imperiled the entire 2021 organ harvest.
I think he’s more like Yogi Bear ,LOL
He’s not a President. He is Chairman Xi. Chairman of the red communist party of China.
They bestowed upon him a ceremonial title of President just to make it seem to the world that he is not a dictator. He does not stand for elections. He is dictator for life as long as the gangster that installed him support him.
He is even less legitimate than Biden who at least pretended to participate in an election that he stole. Xi doesn’t even pretend.
In other words (Translated)...
“Dear leader Xi Jinping, we are deeply sorry for calling you “President”. We know that you are definitely a yellow bear who eats honey and is very fat. We made a very very very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very very much. It is very bad to misidentify a person with pronouns that are not appropriate. You are Winnie the Pooh, and we hope to respect this identity. Therefore, from now on, we will always call you Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh), this is a cute plush bear, playing with Christopher Robin (Christopher Robin), very stupid. Thank you very much, please do not send us to the prison camp.”
Freerepublic to be shut down by Google in 5, 4, 3, 2 . . .
Translation of the Chinese, which continues the hilarity:
Dear Leader XI, we are very sorry that you are addressed as “President”. We know you’re a honey-eating, fat yellow bear. We have made a very, very, very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very, very much. It is very bad to mistake a person with a pronoun that is not commensurate with it. You’re Winnie the Pooh, and we want to respect that. So, from now on, we’ll always just call you Winnie the Pooh, a cuddly stuffed bear who plays with Cristóbal Robyn and is very silly. Thank you very much. Please don’t send us to the prison camp.
Love it... Thank you, Bee...
Lordy how I love The Bee
LOL