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Here’s the Google Translate version of the statement in Chinese:

Dear leader Xi Jinping, we are deeply sorry for calling you “President”. We know that you are definitely a yellow bear who eats honey and is very fat. We made a very, very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very very very much. It is very bad to misidentify a person with pronouns that are not appropriate. You are Winnie the Pooh, and we hope to respect this identity. Therefore, from now on, we will always call you Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh), this is a cute plush bear, playing with Christopher Robin (Christopher Robin), very stupid. Thank you very much, please do not send us to the prison camp.

亲爱的习近平领导人，对于您称呼您为“总统”，我们深感抱歉。我们知道您确定是吃蜂蜜且非常胖的黄熊。我们犯了一个非常非常非常严重的错误，我们非常非常爱您和中国政府。用不与之相称的代词来误认一个人是非常糟糕的。您是小熊维尼，我们希望尊重这一身份。因此，从现在开始，我们将永远只称您为小熊维尼（Winnie the Pooh），这是一只可爱的毛绒熊，与克里斯托弗·罗宾（Christopher Robin）一起玩，非常笨。非常感谢，请不要将我们送到监狱营地。

Qīn'ài de xíjìnpíng lǐngdǎo rén, duìyú nín chēnghu nín wèi “zǒngtǒng”, wǒmen shēn gǎn bàoqiàn. Wǒmen zhīdào nín quèdìng shì chī fēngmì qiě fēicháng pàng de huáng xióng. Wǒmen fànle yīgè fēicháng fēicháng fēicháng yánzhòng de cuòwù, wǒmen fēicháng fēicháng ài nín hé zhōngguó zhèngfǔ. Yòng bù yǔ zhī xiāngchèn de dàicí lái wù rèn yīgè rén shì fēicháng zāogāo de. Nín shì xiǎoxióng wéiní, wǒmen xīwàng zūnzhòng zhè yī shēnfèn. Yīncǐ, cóng xiànzài kāishǐ, wǒmen jiāng yǒngyuǎn zhǐ chēng nín wèi xiǎoxióng wéiní (Winnie the Pooh), zhè shì yī zhǐ kě'ài de máo róng xióng, yǔ kèlǐsītuōfú·luō bīn (Christopher Robin) yīqǐ wán, fēicháng bèn. Fēicháng gǎnxiè, qǐng bùyào jiāng wǒmen sòng dào jiānyù yíngdì.

Dear leader Xi Jinping, we are deeply sorry for calling you "President". We know that you are definitely a yellow bear who eats honey and is very fat. We made a very, very serious mistake, and we love you and the Chinese government very very very much. It is very bad to misidentify a person with pronouns that are not appropriate. You are Winnie the Pooh, and we hope to respect this identity. Therefore, from now on, we will always call you Winnie the Pooh (Winnie the Pooh), this is a cute plush bear, playing with Christopher Robin (Christopher Robin), very stupid. Thank you very much, please do not send us to the prison camp.