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Three Ways to Fail a Drunk Test
youtube ^ | 4/10/14 | Jellycagurl

Posted on 05/21/2021 9:18:10 AM PDT by Signalman

Well this can be seen as hilarious but I hope no one damaged their brains making this video and people learn that there are consequences when you drink and drive. Drinking and driving is a serious offence.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: drunktest

1 posted on 05/21/2021 9:18:10 AM PDT by Signalman
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To: Signalman

Obligatory ‘in’ before predictable (ir)rationale for such actions...


2 posted on 05/21/2021 9:19:39 AM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: Signalman

That was funny. But I’m curious why the first cop needed to put tape down on the ground when there were clearly lines already painted in the parking lot. Maybe that “can you apply tape?” is part of the test?


3 posted on 05/21/2021 9:23:47 AM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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To: Signalman

Three dudes driving g around drinking. One looks back and says ‘cops’

The driver says ‘quick, peel the labels off the bottles’

The other 2 do so.

Driver says ‘quick, stick the labels to your forheads’. They do

Cop pulls them over, says ‘you boys been drinkin?’

Driver smiles and says ‘nope. We quit drinking a week ago, honest officer. Look’, Driver then points to the labels on their for heads and says ‘see? We’Re on the patch’


4 posted on 05/21/2021 9:24:50 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Signalman

“Bailiff! Whack his pee pee!”


5 posted on 05/21/2021 9:25:54 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: Signalman

That was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.


6 posted on 05/21/2021 9:26:14 AM PDT by cuban leaf (We killed our economy and damaged our culture. In 2021 we will pine for the salad days of 2020.)
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To: Signalman

Isn’t there a law against ... oh.


7 posted on 05/21/2021 9:48:11 AM PDT by SkyDancer (I Identify As Vaccinated)
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To: Signalman

I NEVER drink and drive

Might hit a bump and spill it.

Proud member of Alcoholics Unanimous and D.A.M.M. (Drunks Against Mad Mothers).


8 posted on 05/21/2021 10:04:40 AM PDT by RedStateRocker ("Never miss a good chance to Shut Up" - Will Rogers)
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To: Signalman
Best. Drunk. Test. Ever!

(I know this is an oldie, and hadn't seen it in a while, but I still laughed when I watched it!)

9 posted on 05/21/2021 10:47:33 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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bump for later


10 posted on 05/21/2021 10:56:20 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: rlmorel; John Robinson

I find it interesting that many u-boob videos won’t load when I click on a link here at FR, but if I search them on u-boob I can find and play them with no problem. Is there something in the code here that causes that, or could it be my ISP/ the border?

Odd, isn’t it?


11 posted on 05/21/2021 12:15:52 PM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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To: Don W

Yeah. I hate YouTube, if I could direct anywhere else, I would. Like Rumble.

Here is a link to it somewhere else so you don’t have to pollute your browser with YouTube:

https://countrymusicnation.com/cowboys-dui-turns-into-dance-competition-in-reno-911-clip


12 posted on 05/21/2021 1:26:07 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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To: Signalman

Taking a breath test?

“Say no-no to the po-po” - Willie Cunningham, talk show host & attorney on 700WLW


13 posted on 05/21/2021 1:29:34 PM PDT by newfreep (“Leftism, under all of its brand names, is a severe, violent & evil mental disorder.”)
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To: rlmorel

Yeah, somehow I doubt I will find many of the musical styles I enjoy on a country platform.

Y’see I like symphonic, folk, rock, classical, metal, blues, jazz, even a bit of what’s termed “screamo”.

A dedicated country platform is not going to have much other than country on it, and most of that country will be of the more modern “bad pop tunes with a fiddle” style of country than the actual Hank Williams/Marty Robbins/George Jones/Carter Family original styles which I enjoy.

Thanks for the link though, I will check it out.


14 posted on 05/21/2021 1:40:49 PM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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To: Don W

Wow, did I EVER go off the rails and misunderstand your post there!

Great video. I remember seeing this a couple of years ago and it was just as funny then as it is now.


15 posted on 05/21/2021 1:42:53 PM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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To: rlmorel

Sorry about that, see my post above


16 posted on 05/21/2021 1:44:07 PM PDT by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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To: rlmorel

LOL! That one is the best ever!!


17 posted on 05/21/2021 1:48:03 PM PDT by Ben Hecks (Don't Google it - Duck it!)
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To: Don W

I was getting confused because I am on another thread that has people looking at their most listened to songs, and for a second, I thought I had somehow got the two threads mixed up.

The second link is just something I pulled out of a DuckDuckGo search that wasn’t YouTube...could have been anything and I chose that website because it wasn’t FaceBook or YouTube!

I have a wide range of music I like...just about everything except Rap. I simply cannot stomach that. I am already angry about a LOT of things, and I don’t need any music that puts me more on edge.

I have a few modern Country artists I like such as Alan Jackson and Zac Brown Band, but...it isn’t my go to for music. I listen to what would seem like a dog’s breakfast of music to some people, but probably mostly jazz and classical with Seventies and Eighties music mixed in.

I love having all my music at my fingertips...:) That is one technological advance I haven’t soured on yet.


18 posted on 05/21/2021 2:21:04 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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