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Satan Announces Masks Will Still Be Required In Hell
The Babylon Bee ^
| May 18, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/19/2021 8:32:37 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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If you are damned, too bad. Just wear the damned mask.
To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
Heave, presumably, does not require you to wear the damned mask.
DANG!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Babylon Bee and Gateway back to back posts. What more do we need?
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Hell is being required to wear 6 masks, only havinge 5 on, and being chewed out for all eternity by a stickler that screams “YOU NEED TO WEAR ONE MORE MASK!”
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posted on
05/19/2021 8:37:00 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. L)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That’s funny! And I don’t know why.
To: a fool in paradise
For those of us living in blue states we are exempt because we already live in hell.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
In addition to masks, everyone will be forced to wear glasses that fog up instantly and you can never, ever clean them. Masks will only be of the thick, cloth variety that retains the smell of everything you ate for the past three weeks, and only enough air will get through to stay conscious.lol!! Love the BB!
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posted on
05/19/2021 8:50:36 AM PDT
by
LibertyWoman
("Where there is no law, there is no liberty." Benjamin Rush)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Gosh I can see the BB writing films of riotous proportion!
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posted on
05/19/2021 8:53:22 AM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Nancy will love this when she gets back home
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LMAO! The Bee nails it again.
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:02:20 AM PDT
by
Allegra
To: lee martell
Leftists will now be fighting to get in.
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:13:29 AM PDT
by
alstewartfan
(The dawn is turning away The ghost of Charlotte Corday. Al Stewart)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Flammable masks, at that.
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:16:52 AM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(Chinese communism will look different once the masks come off.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
God has placed a call to Governor Ron DeSantis for guidance on the issue.
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:27:30 AM PDT
by
kempster
(w President of all time.)
To: Col Frank Slade
For those of us living in blue states we are exempt because we already live in hell. Hellinois is the capital of Hell. I know, I live here.
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:29:10 AM PDT
by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Otherwise known as Wal-Mart. Satan’s Playground.
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:34:06 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(Chance favors the prepared mind.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Even worse, booster shots will be required every 20 minutes
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:40:01 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Ha!
Just returned from a trip to the Dr. for blood-lab prior to annual physical.
I was asked to remove the mask I was wearing (expensive/effective) and put on one of their fresh/useless paper masks.......
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:42:17 AM PDT
by
G Larry
(Force the Universities to use their TAX FREE ENDOWMENTS to pay off Student loan debt!!!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Since masks bring comfort to the liberals, I doubt this is true.....
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:44:31 AM PDT
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G Larry
(Force the Universities to use their TAX FREE ENDOWMENTS to pay off Student loan debt!!!)
To: DIRTYSECRET
Babylon Bee and Gateway back to back posts. What more do we need? We need more cowbell.
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posted on
05/19/2021 9:57:05 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(This is my chainsaw. There are many like it but this one is mine.)
To: G Larry
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posted on
05/19/2021 10:02:19 AM PDT
by
Nateman
(If the Left is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
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