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1 posted on 05/14/2021 9:08:22 AM PDT by Red Badger
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Schumer can do this also.


2 posted on 05/14/2021 9:09:20 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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“Determining the feasibility of rectal ventilators for patients”

Never work at the White House. Psaki is too busy talking out her ass.


5 posted on 05/14/2021 9:12:56 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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If you want to ventilate a critical covid patients with oxygen, go ahead. But please put a charcoal filter on the exhaust. The ventilation ward is going to be unbearable.


6 posted on 05/14/2021 9:14:00 AM PDT by DannyTN
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7 posted on 05/14/2021 9:15:27 AM PDT by PGR88
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Today’s democrats not only breathe, but they can also talk the same way!


8 posted on 05/14/2021 9:15:32 AM PDT by Fireone (Rush will live in our hearts forever.)
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So, basically, they take sandpaper to your behind and stick a tube up there.

This will be big in San Francisco.


9 posted on 05/14/2021 9:15:53 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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I always assumed that since some people can talk out their A$$, then they can also breathe out their A$$...


11 posted on 05/14/2021 9:18:21 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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Butt can they whistle Dixie?


13 posted on 05/14/2021 9:19:57 AM PDT by Noumenon (The Second Amendment exists primarily to deal with those who just won't take no for an answer. KTF)
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The Durham Bulls once had a pitcher who was told to breathe through his eyelids....


14 posted on 05/14/2021 9:20:42 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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“In emergency situations, when the patient is not breathing, turn him over on his face, pull down his pants and put your mouth on his butt, and exhale into his butt.”

“That’s what we did to that referee when he swallowed his whistle. Popped it right out. Dave’s wife wouldn’t kiss him for a month, though.”


16 posted on 05/14/2021 9:22:06 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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Now we know why slow joe walks funny....plugs Biden is now appropriate designation.


18 posted on 05/14/2021 9:22:33 AM PDT by spokeshave (White Confederate statue kills black man......Another month of protests.... (HT to seawolf101))
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in other words, typical RATS...


19 posted on 05/14/2021 9:23:21 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there is no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
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CDC experts can talk out of there’s.


21 posted on 05/14/2021 9:23:37 AM PDT by Gen.Blather (Wait! I said that out loud? )
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As if oral halitosis isn’t bad enough.


23 posted on 05/14/2021 9:24:29 AM PDT by bwest
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Ping!..................


25 posted on 05/14/2021 9:25:30 AM PDT by Red Badger (Jesus said there is no marriage in Heaven. That's why they call it Heaven.....................)
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“Dave fell through the ice! He isn’t breathing! Somebody is going to have to give him mouth-to-butt resuscitation!”

“Go ahead John. You were always kissing his butt anyways.”


26 posted on 05/14/2021 9:27:33 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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What’s so surprising? Democrats have been able to talk through theirs forever.


30 posted on 05/14/2021 9:30:53 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives our fortunes and our sacred honor." )
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Well, that explains a lot!


31 posted on 05/14/2021 9:31:09 AM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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Oh boy. What a thread this could be.


34 posted on 05/14/2021 9:33:02 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs. I )
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If there’s an olfactory substation down there, too, you could make a good living selling air freshener suppositories.


36 posted on 05/14/2021 9:35:02 AM PDT by Buttons12 ( )
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